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Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by sallybonne(f): 7:16pm On Apr 06, 2012
FOOTBALL FANATIC/DIE HARD fOOTBALL FAN
Harry has tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits in the stadium, a man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. ‘No,’ says Harry. ‘That seat is empty.’ ‘That’s incredible!’ says the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final and not use it?’ Harry replies, ‘Well, actually, I’ve got the tickets for both these seats. My wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed away.’ ‘I’m sorry to hear that,’ says the man. ‘But couldn’t you find a friend or relative to take the seat?’ Harry shakes his head, ‘No, they’re all at the funeral.’

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Re: Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by sutoboy(m): 8:25pm On Apr 06, 2012
so what happened?
Re: Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by sallybonne(f): 9:32pm On Apr 06, 2012
@sutoboy dnt u get it,he's whole family and relatives are at his wifes funeral while he's watching a football match,he's such a fan dt even he's wife death won't stop him from watching or missin a match,its understandable now shocked
Re: Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by bunmioguns(m): 7:21am On Apr 07, 2012
O ga o, dis Jokes section is really going gaga everyday. . . In a situation whereby u need to xplain ur Joke for ppl to understand. . .. .hmmmm, I comment my reserve
Re: Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by sallybonne(f): 8:59am On Apr 07, 2012
@bunmioguns me sef I tire tot it was understandable,anyways jst had 2 do it
Re: Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by hakunajay(m): 5:22pm On Apr 09, 2012
Lol... Nice joke.
Re: Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by dani1luv: 11:39am On Apr 10, 2012
Lol. .Nice Joke jor
Re: Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by EduColombo(m): 12:59pm On Apr 10, 2012
@ sally bonne, watz really niz. Luv dat

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