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What Are You Thinking Now? by Scopium: 4:46pm On Nov 03, 2007 |
[size=13pt]So, what are you really thinking right now, good or evil? I thinking of getting married.[/size] |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by sesman(m): 4:56pm On Nov 03, 2007 |
am thinking of going to the bloody laudrette because my nephew just broke the door of my washing machine, damn! chineke, |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Ama(f): 5:03pm On Nov 03, 2007 |
This is what I am thinking about and wondering what level I am. Level one didnt make it. There are pictures to go with it and they are something else! Level 2 Azz: The Bantamweight division of Asses. Phrases like "Nice Sexy Ass" comes to mind when you catch a glimpse of an Ass like this. Looks best in a form fitting skirt and high heels. When it comes to "knockin' da Boots" a level 2 Ass girl is best laid flat on her stomach and hit from the back to get the maximum roundness and feel for this kinda Ass. Level 3 Azz: The Featherweight category of Asses. At this point the hips gets a little wider and the ass gets a little juice boost An Ass like this can get away without wearing something skin-tight, but always looks better in something snug. A level 2 Azz matched with a nice pair of solid calves likes real good in a right-fitting women's business suit. When it comes to "Rockin' da Box", Cowgirl Position (The Ass on top, face-to-face) is always nice because at level 3, there's right amount of Ass to palm and get your hands around. Level 4 Azz: The Lightweight class of Asses. Not only do you get a little more thickness in the thighs, the Ass at level 3 starts to get "Dat Poke" to it. Phrases like "Smackalicious" comes to mind when you see an Ass like this. This is really the last level that you can hide the Ass with any kind of clothing. An Ass like this looks its best in a nice tight pair of white jeans. And when it comes to "Ballin'", reverse Cowgirl (The Ass facing you) is the logical choice if you got an enthusiastic level 4 Azz. This is the last level of Ass that the average mofo can enjoy watching da Ass bounce up and down casually on top with out bracing himself. Level 5 Azz: The Welterweight division of Asses. The length of the Ass increases at this level and this lower bottom cheeks are prominent. If a level 5 Ass stands straight up, you can stick a credit card under one of the cheeks and it won't fall, From level 5 Azz on, it's virtually impossible to hide the Ass with clothing. You know there's some Ass there regardless of what she's has on, When you see a level 5 Azz working out in the gym with some short cotton shorts on, that's when its in its full glory. Creative Ass Strokers would best savor this kinda ass in the "Vertical Open-Scissors" position (Her one leg on the bed, the other on your shoulder) to get the maximum grip on the level 5 Azz cheeks. Level 6 Azz: The Middleweight division of Asses. Now this is when full moon roundness comes out. Phrases like "Oh Shit.!!!" Comes to mind when you see an Ass like this. The level 6 Azz maintains compact thickness in size, but the overall dimension is a blockbuster. Seeing an Ass like this in a sexy, long sheer evening gown while your out on the town with your girl will surely get you kicked out of the crib every time because not even the Pope could look away from an Ass like this. Doggy-style is automatic from this level on. Celebrity Azz comparison: Serena Williams. Level 7 Azz: The Light Heavyweight division of Asses. Not only does the level 7 ass increase in overall length, you also get the wideness. Smacking the lower half of these cheeks will always get an echo back. Its always good to see an ass like this in sexy ladies briefs. Now this is the last level that an Ass this big in size can maintain its smoothness, And when it comes to sex-style, you want to put a level 7 Azz on all fours, spread out mid-height because this is probably the last level you're going to see the punanni from that position, Level 8 Azz: The Cruiserweight division of Asses. The Phrase that comes to mind when you see an Ass like this is "DAYUMMM!!!" followed by a silent pause. It almost looks like somebody dropped a < stick of dynamite in the pants and lit it. Each Ass section takes on a life of its own, kinda like two independent hemispheres. The Ass from level 8 on can't help but have dimples because of all the cheese. And when it comes to gear, Sisqo said it best; Thong-thong -thong- thong- thonggg!!! And when it comes to "Stretchin' Out" a level 8 Azz, believe it or not, besides Doggy, Missionary is always an excellent option because if you have an all-out freak, lay that level 8 Azz on the floor and on every stroke, your jewels are rubbing against nothin' but sunshine! Celebrity Azz comparison: Serena Williams 5 years after she retires from tennis. Level 9 Azz: The Heavyweight division of Asses. This Level of Ass is not for the weak or faint of heart. The only phrase that can come out of your mouth at this level is "W-w-w-whuttt!?!" in a hushed mumble. The Phatness is absolutely unbelievable in a level 9 Azz. Best gear for level 9 Azz? A mid-length natural fiber dress with no panties and it doesn't have to be tight because the level 9 Azz will wiggle and jiggle regardless. And when it comes to sex position, if you're the average mofo, forget about Cowgirl because you'll get folded like a soft taco. Your best bet cowboy, is to bend that Phat Ass over, saddle up and try to stay on for 8 seconds, Level 10 Azz: The Super Heavyweight division of Asses. When it comes to Asses, this is the apex, the pinnacle, the zenith, etc, Believe or not, this is the biggest an Ass can get. Only the woman around the Ass can get any bigger. And when it comes to phrases, there ain't none, you're speechless. And if your girl is with you, she's speechless too. Sexy gear for the level 10 Azz? Its like this, there's no such thing as a thong for a level 10 Azz because even a regular pair of panties are converted into a G-String. The level 10 Azz has the all consuming gravitational pull of a Black-Hole because its mass. And when it comes the sexin' the level 10 Azz, if your packing in the pants like the average mofo, don't even think about Doggy because you'll be lucky if your tip can make it through all dat Azz to reach the pubics. Your best bet is to gently lay a big girl with a level 10 Azz on her back, give the punanni 5 solid strokes and then let the smooth rocking motion of the waves take you home, |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Nobody: 10:23pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
^ No wonder it's been nearly 4 years since the last reply. . .leave the chapter books @ the book store!!! @topic. . .which i intend to resurrect Listening to Nirvana's "Come As You Are" (for the 5th time in a row lol) and feeling very sad. . .Kurt Kobain's death has truly changed the game for the worse. I wish he would have reconsidered that faithful night. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by 190: 10:34pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
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Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Atreides(f): 10:36pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
@Mds,Kurt Kobain was a god. . How come all the best ones are gone? *sob sob*. . @Topic,i'm thinking of how my muse has gone AWOL and how i need to hunt him down and finish the piece of work i'm writing. Writer's block is the bane of my existence. I'm also thinking of Shemar Moore. Shirtless. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Atreides(f): 10:39pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
190:Ooo gbadun sha. Please check your temperature and tell us whether all is well. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Nobody: 11:03pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Atreides: I TOTALLY AGREE! @topic: 190 is on drugs lol. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Nobody: 11:12pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Nothing |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by 190: 11:13pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Atreides: Im on blackstars.com what else do you expect my naughty mind to be on, in this cold season |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Atreides(f): 11:14pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
MzD@rkSkin:Totally agree bout Kurt Kobain or Shemar Moore? And 190's high? Well,no surprise there-he writes like a mad person half of the time. P.s-How be? How was your day and errything? |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Atreides(f): 11:17pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
190:Naughty boy. . So it's cold. What happened to hot cocoa and warm blankets? Naughty boy. . |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Nobody: 11:24pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Atreides: LOL ALL OF THE ABOVE! 190 is on something! but esp about Kurt. I can't watch his his videos it makes me sad. but I am fine tho. doing good! And yourself? |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by koolchicco: 11:26pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
My V Line/Abs workout; meyne this Saturday parri must rock wella and I aint gonna carry last! |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by 190: 11:35pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
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Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Nobody: 11:37pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
[color=#0055bb][size=5pt]B.tch[/size] SLAP YOURSELF 190!!!!! & wondering if kool chicco is speaking english [/COLOR] |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Atreides(f): 11:39pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
MzD@rkSkin:I know. . Kurt was a genius. It's sad that he's gone. I'm okay too. koolchicco:Oh so you have a bod? Does it equal Shemar Moore's washboard? I thought you'd have the potbelly thing goin on. . |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Nobody: 11:44pm On Jan 20, 2011 |
Atreides: Like Phate & D-Sense! |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by koolchicco: 12:21am On Jan 21, 2011 |
MzD@rkSkin: It's called Engligbo - Go Figure! Atreides: You like 'em pot bellied men? Sowwy to disappoint ya. MzD@rkSkin: I don't think Dsense is pot bellied though. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by aminalib(f): 12:23am On Jan 21, 2011 |
thinking it's time to check my pot on the stove, |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by CityRose(f): 12:24am On Jan 21, 2011 |
@OP,i'm thinking of my boyfriend,sadly he's far away in America. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Nobody: 1:35am On Jan 21, 2011 |
koolchicco: |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by MrsChima1(f): 3:27am On Jan 21, 2011 |
I am thinking of whooping somebody's arse. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Atreides(f): 9:42am On Jan 21, 2011 |
@koolchico,tufiakwa! I like them with abs of steel-a washboard that i can scrub clothes on. . Mrs, Chima:Oh? Whose? |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by sweeti14(f): 10:16am On Jan 21, 2011 |
Thinking of "him" and how i'm gon see him in a few hours |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by MrCork17: 10:27am On Jan 21, 2011 |
errrm, Nyaaaansh actualy, Big huge gaint Nyaaaaansh |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by LordReed(m): 10:29am On Jan 21, 2011 |
Am thinking of giving Mrs.C a hug so she won't whoop any arse. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by LordReed(m): 10:31am On Jan 21, 2011 |
Hey Atreides I never got any mail. You sure you sent it to darthmaximusreed@yahoo.com? |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by MrCork17: 10:45am On Jan 21, 2011 |
Mrs, Chima: **she wants me *** |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by koolchicco: 11:42am On Jan 21, 2011 |
MzD@rkSkin: Mrs, Chima: Atreides: There Lord_Reed: |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by Atreides(f): 11:53am On Jan 21, 2011 |
@Koolchicco,iz allrice. . But first specify the kinda abs we talking bout here. . 2-pack,6-pack or 12-pack? And why did you quote Reed? You berra repent oh. . Lord_Reed:I did oh. . Okay send the stuff to houseof_atreides@yahoo.com. . P.s-How be? And don't worry,Mama Chike won't whup anybody's behind. . Lemme work on her. |
Re: What Are You Thinking Now? by koolchicco: 12:01pm On Jan 21, 2011 |
Atreides: 1 pack. And as for Uncle reed, oh well, (it's what it is). Holy Nweje! |
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