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Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 10:37am On Apr 08, 2012
sTARRING:
BIN GBAGBO AS JESUS CHRIST

DONKOLLIONE AS JOHN THE BAPTIST

BUNMIOGUNS AS MATTHEW

SUTOBOY AS ZACHEUS

SKALES AS JUDAS ISCARRIOT

BOOQEE AS MARY MAGDALENE

DANI1LUV AS LAZARUS

RUQAYA AS WOMAN WITH THE FLOW OF BLOOD

MIKUZ AS BARSABAS

MCNEPOW AS THOMAS

VICKY AS THE PRODIGAL SON

EL GUAPO AS HEROD

JACKPOT AS SATAN

BRIGHT AS SIMON

AVAILABLE IN ALL MOVIE SHOPS
GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by Nobody: 12:42pm On Apr 08, 2012
u for act satan, you no go need makeup.
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bunmioguns(m): 12:55pm On Apr 08, 2012
webdezzi: u for act satan, you no go need makeup.


grin grin grin grin . . Guy u bad gan


@Bin . . . . Ppl dey ask for d movie well well for here nw . . . . Dis stewpeed supoboy don embezzle all d moinies meant to produce other copies . . . . .

I comment my reserve
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by Nobody: 2:44pm On Apr 08, 2012
LOL!

PERMIT ME TO ADD SOME ACTORS..

OTOORO & BUSHY-anus AS "THE TWO THIEVES"

KILLZ AS JOSEPH THE CARPENTER

ODE REMO AS HOLY- SPIRIT ...


* DONKO begins to preach from d wilderness**

repent! rpent! for a kingdom of king bin gbagbo is at hand** grin grin
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 3:05pm On Apr 08, 2012
*goes to river jordan to get baptized by donkollione the baptist. . .i see chei! ode remo descending on me in the form of a dove lol *
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by Nobody: 4:35pm On Apr 08, 2012
* after baptizing bin gbagbo he sets-off to the wilderness to be tempted by jackpot *

chei! na 40 dayz.
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 4:56pm On Apr 08, 2012
* at the wilderness very hungry, j jackpot asks me to turn stones to bread n eat. i dey hungry well well oo. . .i command the stones n they turn to puff-puff, i take to my heels*
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bunmioguns(m): 6:38pm On Apr 08, 2012
seeing Him running, I quickly hid myself, go bak to d puff puff, sit down and start enjoying myself wit d puff puff and Booqee Boo bs as my source of Milk cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 6:55pm On Apr 08, 2012
* seeing him eating my puff puff, i go back with a cane n flog am well well. . .later i move with my disciples to the mountain, where i feed 5000 men with 5 loaves n 2 fishes *
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by sutoboy(m): 10:59pm On Apr 08, 2012
bunmioguns:


grin grin grin grin . . Guy u bad gan


@Bin . . . . Ppl dey ask for d movie well well for here nw . . . . Dis stewpeed supoboy don embezzle all d moinies meant to produce other copies . . . . .

I comment my reserve



please i no get ur time today,i dey very very busy!
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 7:28am On Apr 09, 2012
* spots suto-zaccheus hiding on a tree.i invite him over to his house.lol. . .he is so short with his head at my waist line. .*
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by ekeroyal(m): 12:06pm On Apr 09, 2012
bin gbagbo: sTARRING:
BIN GBAGBO AS JESUS CHRIST

DONKOLLIONE AS JOHN THE BAPTIST
<lmao, he'll immerse people in punnies, OMG!>

BUNMIOGUNS AS MATTHEW
<tax collector>

SUTOBOY AS ZACHEUS
<but why?>

SKALES AS JUDAS ISCARRIOT

BOOQEE AS MARY MAGDALENE

DANI1LUV AS LAZARUS

RUQAYA AS WOMAN WITH THE FLOW OF BLOOD

MIKUZ AS BARSABAS
<criminal>

MCNEPOW AS THOMAS

VICKY AS THE PRODIGAL SON

EL GUAPO AS HEROD

JACKPOT AS SATAN

BRIGHT AS SIMON

AVAILABLE IN ALL MOVIE SHOPS
GRAB YOUR COPY NOW!!

But lemme ask where is Pilate, cephas, etc? Or did the subsidy prevent them from arriving on time?

ok, am waiting to grab my copy, how much is it? But if it's more than 65 naira I won't buy. undecided

grin grin grin grin

Jesus Movie indeed!
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 12:21pm On Apr 09, 2012
ekeroyal:

But lemme ask where is Pilate, cephas, etc? Or did the subsidy prevent them from arriving on time?

ok, am waiting to grab my copy, how much is it? But if it's more than 65 naira I won't buy. undecided

grin grin grin grin

Jesus Movie indeed!



eke stop blaspheming oooo! anyway i disassociate myself from your comments
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by ekeroyal(m): 12:26pm On Apr 09, 2012
bin gbagbo:


eke stop blaspheming oooo! anyway i disassociate myself from your comments

And what do you mean by blasphemy? Or you want to tell us you learned a new dictionary word. embarassed
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by hakunajay(m): 1:49pm On Apr 09, 2012
webdezzi: u for act satan, you no go need makeup.


True talk!
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 3:55pm On Apr 09, 2012
hakunajay:


True talk!




madboy!!
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by hakunajay(m): 6:27pm On Apr 09, 2012
bin gbagbo:



madboy!!


i dey jealous you because you dey mad pass me... Lol
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by sutoboy(m): 6:40pm On Apr 09, 2012
but bin wait oh....can you withstand it when JACKPOT tempt you?


but what if Booqee will be the one to tempt you while fasting,

showing you her boobs accompany by Vicky laps and switchgirl sexy lips trying to kiss you!




what will you do?
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by bingbagbo(m): 6:57pm On Apr 09, 2012
sutoboy: but bin wait oh....can you withstand it when JACKPOT tempt you?


but what if Booqee will be the one to tempt you while fasting,

showing you her boobs accompany by Vicky laps and switchgirl sexy lips trying to kiss you!




what will you do?




* rebukes the devil *

get behind me satan; man shall not live by boobs alone.




*leaves for the temple*
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by Nobody: 7:10pm On Apr 09, 2012
Bin gbagbo, dis ur thread na confirm blasphemy! angry
me i am not dere oh......!
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by sm1fabulous: 8:39pm On Apr 09, 2012
booqee: Bin gbagbo, dis ur thread na confirm blasphemy! angry
me i am not dere oh......!
my dear, dz thread is funny..bt truth b told, what u are sayin is true
Re: Nairaland Jesus Movie. . .must Watch by dani1luv: 11:00am On Apr 10, 2012
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