matapass: Passess n hisses along ,wondering n pondering " where is d joke" ABEGI

Lucario007: girl: hi baby
boy: hi luv (msg sending failed)
girl: are u there?
Boy: yes am here luv (msg sendn failed)
girl: are u ignoring me?
Boy: no no my luv (msg sendn failed)
girl: fine, i think dis relationship is over
boy: damn u, go to hell (msg sent)

MTN INTERNET CONNECTION CAN DESTROY UR HAPPINESS

Gr8Animash: All d jokes r very very stupid..i didnt laff 1nce..u make me wana not visit naira land again....i do applaud u 4 ur tyme sha...ur wasted tyme.....hilliot

makapella: *walks in,sees thread,laughs and masturbates*i curse d day i joined nairaland

Lucario007:
Here's more to fall you off an iroko tree:
Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under an helicopter. Ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, otherwise they were all going to fall. They weren't able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to making sacrifices to make the world a better place. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men holding the rope started clapping. Looooolllz!

Lucario007:

pls do not make me insult you, i am a changed person who wants to stop insulting, so i ban out the vagabond in you, the evil spirit that made you an intelligent illiterate, the distorted demon that made you gay and the foolish tapeworm that gives you constipation. Go and be like Patience Jonathan and not a possessed constipated gay gorilla.

Gr8Animash:

my maker was constipated @ my birth,thats y i were born prematurely 15 months late insted of d usual 9months.....

Lucario007:

Well at least i was born u were hatched from an egg because your maker was a mermaid and ur fada was Hades, the king of the underworld. Infact i can't believe a nightcrawler like you has the mind to even talk to me.

Lucario007: I don return to rock d NL jokes section, oya wetin they happen? who dey miss me?

D Joke=== Email Wahala!
A Nigerian who had been living in England with his wife the whole time moved to San Fransico in the summer time. He checked in to a hotel and his wife was due to arrive the following day, so he decided to send her an email. He typed it and missed a letter, sending the email to a woman who had lost her husband the previous day. The woman read the email and screamed before fainting. her children and neighbors came to check on her and they saw on the screen:
Hi honey, i just checked in, everything is ready for your arrival tomorrow, please don't be late.
Your loving husband,
P.S it's really hot over here.

Gr8Animash: at least u have both parents unlike me, my mom has a penis nd a vagina, she rapes herself to get pregnant via asexual reproduction...check na, i too shud have a dick nd punnany