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| Frog by sutoboy(op): 2:41pm On Apr 16, 2012 |
A man with a 25-inch penis went to a witch doctor and said, "I can't live with this anymore! It's too long."The witch doctor replied, "Relax! There is a female frog in that swamp. Ask her to marry you. She'll say 'No', and you'll lose 5 inches off your penis."So he went to the swamp and found the female frog. He asked her, "Will you marry me?""No!" she said.He lost 5 inches off his penis! But 20 inches was still too long.So he asked her again, "Will you marry me?"The frog replied, "No!"And the guy lost another 5 inches. 15 inches was great! But 10 inches would be perfect.So he asked her again, "Will you marry me?"The frog responded, "How many times do I have to tell you... NO! NO! NO! His penis disappeared 2 Likes |
| Re: Frog by ekeroyal(m): 7:21pm On Apr 16, 2012 |
 Suto's a good boy! |
| Re: Frog by Nobody: 7:53pm On Apr 16, 2012 |
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| Re: Frog by mcnepow(m): 2:00pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
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| Re: Frog by dani1luv(mod): 2:13pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
no no no no no no no no no. .  but why didnt the dude faint??  |
| Re: Frog by mcnepow(m): 2:25pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
^n why must the dude faint?? see ur head  |
| Re: Frog by sutoboy(op): 5:14pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
~vicky~:i love you die |
| Re: Frog by ekeroyal(m): 6:04pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
sutoboy: i love you diecould this crush be for real? |
| Re: Frog by sutoboy(op): 10:33pm On Apr 17, 2012 |
serious bro i just like the girl...but....... |
| Re: Frog by ekeroyal(m): 4:19am On Apr 18, 2012 |
^it's ok brother, but what? |
| Re: Frog by bunmioguns(m): 6:19am On Apr 18, 2012 |
dis is nice |
| Re: Frog by sutoboy(op): 9:06am On Apr 18, 2012 |
ekeroyal: ^it's ok brother, but what?but how am i going to tell her.... bunmioguns: dis is nicere u happy about this? oya help me |
| Re: Frog by ekeroyal(m): 10:19am On Apr 18, 2012*. Modified: 12:08pm On Apr 18, 2012 |
sutoboy: but how am i going to tell her....Ok brother, I can help you. But I want to know if you're about short term or long term biz. Then we'll move from there. |
| Re: Frog by sutoboy(op): 11:57am On Apr 18, 2012 |
bro na long term ooooo |
| Re: Frog by ekeroyal(m): 12:11pm On Apr 18, 2012 |
ok, then. I'll draw the map and get all the points on. |
| Re: Frog by kodylicky(f): 12:54pm On Apr 18, 2012 |
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| Re: Frog by sutoboy(op): 9:07am On Jul 23, 2012 |
ekeroyal: ok, then. I'll draw the map and get all the points on.u never draw d map finish? |
| Re: Frog by ekeroyal(m): 8:06pm On Jul 23, 2012 |
sutoboy: u never draw d map finish?It's a scientific map mixed with a bit of chronology, Physiognomy....and the like. Just relax, never be in a hurry. |
| Re: Frog by sutoboy(op): 6:49pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
ekeroyal: It's a scientific map mixed with a bit of chronology, Physiognomy....and the like. Just relax, never be in a hurry.no wahala nah |
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