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You Have 2 Cows! by auwal(m): 8:51pm On Nov 07, 2007 |
TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income. INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You worship them. PAKISTANI ECONOMICS You don't have any cows. You claim that the Indian cows belong to you. You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim exploitation by the world. AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. you wage war to save the world and grab the cows. FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves. BRAZILIAN COW You have two cows. Whenver they breed the third, you arrange for soccer tournament and the winning team gets it. BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows. They are both mad cows. ITALIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch. JAMAICAN COW You have two cows. You feed them with the same weed that you smoke. Listen to Reggae music and wonder when the number will turn to three SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create cute cartoon cow images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide. RUSSIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of vodka. CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. NIGERIAN ECONOMICS: {FEDERAL} You have two cows You eat one and claim it was stolen Call in the Police to investigate Police arrested everyone living within 100km Torture them thoroughly until someone admitted kidnapping the cow The police instead collected one cow each from everybody arrested You have your cow back and the Police now owns a cattle farm. {TRIBES} YORUBA ECONOMICS You have two cows U kill them both And throw an owambe party! IBO ECONOMICS You have two cows U make very good counterfeits of them And sell for the price of the real cows! HAUSA ECONOMICS You have two cows You rear them till they are four Make sure ur kids rear cows too And just maintain! It's only a joke folks ! |
Re: You Have 2 Cows! by Ndipe(m): 9:36am On Nov 08, 2007 |
Unbelievable! |
Re: You Have 2 Cows! by biggerboy(m): 10:22am On Nov 08, 2007 |
Poster, pls keep it up! this is the best in recent times |
Re: You Have 2 Cows! by ituen(m): 12:56pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
Cool joke |
Re: You Have 2 Cows! by clemcykul(f): 3:17pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
really realistic and so funny caaaaaant hep lafn away |
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