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| True Intentions by ituen(m): 2:15pm On Nov 08, 2007 |
On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever." She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture." He beams and asks, "Why?" She answers, "So I can get it enlarged." |
| Re: True Intentions by ituen(m): 2:40pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
Eat the watermelons A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers that some of the local kids have been helping themselves to a feast. The farmer thinks of ways to discourage this profit-eating situation. So he puts up a sign that reads: "WARNING! ONE OF THESE WATERMELONS CONTAINS CYANIDE!" He smiled smugly as he watched the kids run off the next night without eating any of his melons. The farmer returns to the watermelon patch a week later to discover that none of the watermelons have been eaten, but finds another sign that reads: "NOW THERE ARE TWO!" |
| Re: True Intentions by Migines(m): 4:52pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
Lol. In his own coins. |
| Re: True Intentions by clemcykul(f): 10:28am On Nov 12, 2007 |
buhahahahhahahh heyy iteun ur making my morning grand!  wheres mimiko and aiphie and rubie  am missing them real good!  |
| Re: True Intentions by showbobo(m): 10:30am On Nov 12, 2007 |
nice one bro |
| Re: True Intentions by ioday(f): 10:54am On Nov 12, 2007 |
Wonders So Showbobo can still perceive humor  |
| Re: True Intentions by clemcykul(f): 12:44pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Omen actually borrowed him a humour cap @ioday how are yu doing hope ure alryte take kia  |
| Re: True Intentions by showbobo(m): 12:52pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
ioday: Silly |
| Re: True Intentions by ioday(f): 12:55pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Hey Clemcy I'm fine thanks for the care and kiss. Just decided to hav a lil break then. @showy well what do you expect me to think. Thank god the "sense" has recuperate  |
| Re: True Intentions by showbobo(m): 12:57pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Are you tryna pick on me |
| Re: True Intentions by iwajay(m): 12:59pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Ituen the GREAT. |
| Re: True Intentions by showbobo(m): 1:02pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Iwajay the loser |
| Re: True Intentions by ioday(f): 2:20pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
showbobo: i dont need to. Other smart ass has already outdone that |
| Re: True Intentions by ituen(m): 10:30am On Nov 13, 2007 |
Thanks folks |
| Re: True Intentions by topeteadr(m): 10:40am On Nov 13, 2007 |
Nice. |
| Re: True Intentions by freezy(m): 11:19am On Nov 13, 2007 |
Cool. Bring it on man. |
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