A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on
seeing the Pope. There he stood, in a big long line with a rather
expensive suit on, hoping the Pope would notice how smart he was and
perhaps talk a few words with him.
As the Pope made his way slowly down the line, he walked right past
the American, hardly even noticing him.
The Pope then stopped next to a low-life guy, leaned over and
whispered something in the guy's ear, and made his way on again.
This really angered the American. After speaking with the drunkard, the
American agreed to pay $1000 dollars to exchange clothing, in the hope
that the Pope would speak to him the next day.
The next morning the American stood in the line, waiting to see the
Pope and hopefully exchange a few words. The Pope was making his
way slowly up to the American. When he finally reached him, he leaned
over to the American and spoke softly into his ear..
"I thought I told you yesterday to get the f**k out of here."

Nice one

*kmt*

Its cool but hey, not with the "pope" next time ok?

Funny