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. Von Onse Powerful . by favour136: 5:17pm On Apr 22, 2012
A Professor at the University was giving a lecture
on the Supernatural. To get a Feel for his
Audience, he asked "How Many People here
believe in Ghosts?" About 90 Students raise their
Hands. Well, That's a Good Start. Out of those of you who
believe in Ghosts, do you think you've seen a
Ghost? About 40 Students raise their hands. That's
really good. I'm really glad you take this Seriously.
Has anyone here ever talked to a Ghost? About 15
Students raise their Hands.. Has anyone here ever touched a Ghost? 3 Students raise their Hands?
"That's Fantastic.. Now let me ask ask you one question further,
Have any of you ever made love to a Ghost? Way
in the back, Akpos raised his Hand, The Professor
takes off his Glasses, and says, "Guy, all the Years
i'v been giving this lecture, No one has ever
claimed to have made love to a Ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
Experience" The Big redneck student replied with
a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up
to the Podium. When he reached the front of the
room, the Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's like
to have sex with a Ghost?? ........... Shittt!! From way back there, I thought you said, "Goats!"
Re: . Von Onse Powerful . by favour136: 6:25pm On Apr 22, 2012
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Re: . Von Onse Powerful . by obtainfg(m): 10:58pm On Apr 22, 2012
Sign of madness
Re: . Von Onse Powerful . by Ruqaya(f): 4:49pm On Apr 23, 2012
Oh!
Re: . Von Onse Powerful . by jackpot(f): 6:20pm On May 13, 2015
lewd!

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