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| Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by ennyluv6(f): 11:28am On Nov 09, 2007 |
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting. -A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. -If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. -Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. -It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. -When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage. -No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. -Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite. -When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other. -You can always find a chainsaw when you need one. -Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside. -An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child. -Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the television on. |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by ituen(m): 1:30pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
True talk enny |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by clemcykul(f): 3:16pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
uure ryte dear  and most ladies are usually blonde, tall, and sexie |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by Nobody: 3:21pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
This is sweet |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by biggerboy(m): 5:43pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
nothing can be truer than this! especially in nollywood |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by showbobo(m): 10:47pm On Nov 09, 2007 |
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| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by Migines(m): 12:14am On Nov 10, 2007 |
Enny! U iced it big tym, this tym. Dis is so damn hilarious. |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by ituen(m): 1:26pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
Migines: THank God that u guys have started havin a different opinion about enny |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by ravenzord(m): 2:12pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
enny d joke is really funny.kip on kiping on |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by Migines(m): 5:01pm On Nov 10, 2007 |
@ituen ha hn. Wat do u mean.? I've neva had ne personal thing 4 her, i just call a spade a spade whoeva d poster is. |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by LadyTi1(f): 8:28pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
VERY TRUE! The last one about news bulletin really ticks me off!!!  Nice to know someone else has observed it. |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by Kaykerry(m): 6:56am On Nov 16, 2007 |
Quite true |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by Monicamony(f): 7:04am On Nov 16, 2007 |
| word! |
| Re: Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies by uchetobi(f): 6:29pm On Nov 28, 2007 |
so true |
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