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Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 11:52am On May 02, 2012
i was standing close to this well built guy who all of a sudden brought out his phone and càlled his girlfriend.the phone was on loudspeaker so i heard everything.
guy:i i eeèe aaa eyi eyi uuu eyaaaa o eeee yi ou ayeri eee i i i ii ì i i i i iooo. . . .
girl:i cant understand that thing u dey speak oo!
guy:uu you you i i i i i aà aà yii. . .

girl:God, when will u realise you are dumb? you just buy and waste credits mtcheew!

guy: i i i e eeee yor a aa fo for a for for fork you!
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by Dyt(f): 11:54am On May 02, 2012
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 12:07pm On May 02, 2012
THE REGRET
Abigail was a long time target for me as in "gracing my bed" lol.she always told me she didnt love me but it pained me to see even riff-raffs like eke and suto screwing her.
one night, i wore a mask, took my dagger, entered her room n forcibly "screwed her".
after my show, she got up from the bed n took some pills. i read the pack n it was anti-retroviral drugs.
i stabbed myself 3 times and died.
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 12:19pm On May 02, 2012
WHY I BEGAN GOING TO THE GYM Grace was my girl, n was very saucy.one afternòon, she left home for the market.she soon came back with face wounds n swells, saying a guy beat her.
" what?" i quickly got up n left with her to where that silly guy was.
we soon got there n i spotted this mike-tyson look-alike.my blood pressure went up, i was damn scared but i had to prove to Grace i was strong. so i ask the man "ebi u beat up my wife?"
the guy replied "na me! weytin?"
. . .disc 2
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 12:25pm On May 02, 2012
Are u half creature because i wonder why u love posting in halves
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 12:32pm On May 02, 2012
WHY I BEGAN GOING TO THE GYM DISC 2
. . ."IF u be man, touch am again. "i screamed
i nor even finish when "bpum!!" anoda dirty slap landed on GRace's face.this time blood was oozing thru her nostrils.
" u be man moh u slap am again" i said again
before i could say jack one dirty slap landed on my face and i was on the ground with foam all over my mouth.
i got up, looked right, left and took to my heeeeels 1 mile per 10 seconds ;DWHY I BEGAN GOING TO THE GYM DISC 2
. . ."IF u be man, touch am again. "i screamed
i nor even finish when "bpum!!" anoda dirty slap landed on GRace's face.this time blood was oozing thru her nostrils.
" u be man moh u slap am again" i said again
before i could say jack one dirty slap landed on my face and i was on the ground with foam all over my mouth.
i got up, looked right, left and took to my heeeeels 1 mile per 10 seconds
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:22am On May 03, 2012
@Bin. . . NICE Jokes grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:23am On May 03, 2012
Dyt:





longest time. . . Hw u dey

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