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Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 11:52am On May 02, 2012 |
i was standing close to this well built guy who all of a sudden brought out his phone and càlled his girlfriend.the phone was on loudspeaker so i heard everything. guy:i i eeèe aaa eyi eyi uuu eyaaaa o eeee yi ou ayeri eee i i i ii ì i i i i iooo. . . . girl:i cant understand that thing u dey speak oo! guy:uu you you i i i i i aà aà yii. . . girl:God, when will u realise you are dumb? you just buy and waste credits mtcheew! guy: i i i e eeee yor a aa fo for a for for fork you! |
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by Dyt(f): 11:54am On May 02, 2012 |
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 12:07pm On May 02, 2012 |
THE REGRET Abigail was a long time target for me as in "gracing my bed" lol.she always told me she didnt love me but it pained me to see even riff-raffs like eke and suto screwing her. one night, i wore a mask, took my dagger, entered her room n forcibly "screwed her". after my show, she got up from the bed n took some pills. i read the pack n it was anti-retroviral drugs. i stabbed myself 3 times and died. |
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 12:19pm On May 02, 2012 |
WHY I BEGAN GOING TO THE GYM Grace was my girl, n was very saucy.one afternòon, she left home for the market.she soon came back with face wounds n swells, saying a guy beat her. " what?" i quickly got up n left with her to where that silly guy was. we soon got there n i spotted this mike-tyson look-alike.my blood pressure went up, i was damn scared but i had to prove to Grace i was strong. so i ask the man "ebi u beat up my wife?" the guy replied "na me! weytin?" . . .disc 2 |
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 12:25pm On May 02, 2012 |
Are u half creature because i wonder why u love posting in halves |
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 12:32pm On May 02, 2012 |
WHY I BEGAN GOING TO THE GYM DISC 2 . . ."IF u be man, touch am again. "i screamed i nor even finish when "bpum!!" anoda dirty slap landed on GRace's face.this time blood was oozing thru her nostrils. " u be man moh u slap am again" i said again before i could say jack one dirty slap landed on my face and i was on the ground with foam all over my mouth. i got up, looked right, left and took to my heeeeels 1 mile per 10 seconds ;DWHY I BEGAN GOING TO THE GYM DISC 2 . . ."IF u be man, touch am again. "i screamed i nor even finish when "bpum!!" anoda dirty slap landed on GRace's face.this time blood was oozing thru her nostrils. " u be man moh u slap am again" i said again before i could say jack one dirty slap landed on my face and i was on the ground with foam all over my mouth. i got up, looked right, left and took to my heeeeels 1 mile per 10 seconds |
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:22am On May 03, 2012 |
@Bin. . . NICE Jokes |
Re: Bin Gbagbo Live Concert. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:23am On May 03, 2012 |
Dyt: longest time. . . Hw u dey |
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