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| Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 5:54pm On May 03, 2012 |
[size=13pt]Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza? A: A large pizza can feed a family of four... Q: What is the difference between a mathematician and a philosopher? A: The mathematician only needs paper, pencil, and a trash bin for his work - the philosopher can do without the trash bin... Q: What do you get if you add two apples and three apples? A: A high school math problem! Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt! Q: How does one insult a mathematician? A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!" Q: What does a mathematician present to his fiancée when he wants to propose? A: A polynomial ring! Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun! Q: Why do mathematicians, after a dinner at a Chinese restaurant, always insist on taking the leftovers home? A: Because they know the Chinese remainder theorem! Q: What do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi!  [/size]1 Like |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 5:55pm On May 03, 2012 |
[size=13pt]TECH: Hello, Friendly Internet. May I help you? CUSTOMER: Oh, hello young man. I was wondering if you offer online banking? TECH: We're an Internet service provider, ma'am. You can certainly use our service to connect to online banking. CUSTOMER: What do I need to do that? TECH: You just need the modem in your computer. That plugs into a phone jack. Sign up for an account, and sign up for online banking with your bank. CUSTOMER: But where does the money come out? TECH: I'm not sure I understand? CUSTOMER: You know...Does the money come out from that slot on the computer?  [/size]1 Like |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 5:57pm On May 03, 2012 |
[size=13pt]A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!" [/size] |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 5:58pm On May 03, 2012 |
[size=13pt]OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted OLD ANTHROPOLOGISTS never die, they just become history OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go batty OLD BASEBALL PLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap  [/size] |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 5:59pm On May 03, 2012 |
[size=13pt]A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."  [/size] |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by cantell(m): 6:01pm On May 03, 2012 |
^oya, clap for ya self! |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by Nobody: 6:11pm On May 03, 2012 |
| you try |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 11:09am On May 04, 2012 |
bright007: Where is d joke?[size=13pt]Gettaway  [/size] |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by Ruqaya(f): 11:36am On May 04, 2012 |
Weeeeeeeeell, funny sha |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 12:41pm On May 04, 2012 |
[size=13pt]Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people? Ans: On the map 2)which is the laziest mountain? Ans: Ever-rest 3)A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other Ans:Cigarette[/size] |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 12:46pm On May 04, 2012 |
Ruqaya: Weeeeeeeeell, funny sha[size=13pt]THANK YOU[/size]  |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 12:49pm On May 04, 2012 |
[size=13pt]Q: What dress can be worn? A: Address [/size] |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by jackpot(f): 5:03pm On May 04, 2012 |
make i laugh?  |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by joerux60: 5:55pm On May 04, 2012 |
nice collection there |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 6:07pm On May 04, 2012 |
joerux60: nice collection there |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by DJNANCY: 11:35pm On May 04, 2012 |
Ȋ̝̊̅† took M̶̲̥̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ 9mins 51sec to read all these, that has been the worst 9mins in M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅ life. |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by Ruqaya(f): 9:39am On May 05, 2012 |
dani1luv:u're always welcome |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by Riskymallam: 12:48pm On May 05, 2012 |
dani1luv: [size=13pt]A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said "Why did you put up such a fight?" To which the man promptly replied "I was afraid that you would find the $200 hidden in my shoe!" Bad ass u rock |
| Re: Just Peep and Get out!!! by dani1luv: 10:33am On May 07, 2012 |
Risky_mallam:  |
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