A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone for ambulance, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Fred is hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, covering on the closet floor. "You bustard," the man says," my wife is having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!

really real foolish

i don laff tear belle sef.......

I don donate my own laugh

[b][/b]Me cant laugh finish

Funny

heheheheheheheehhe......abeg no kill me wit lafter for here ooo

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade.
My sister is in the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think

I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would
give
the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to
go
back to the first-grade and behave.
She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained
to
him
and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny can go
to
the third-grade."
Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree.
Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."
Ms Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Johnny: "Pants"
Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?
Johnny: Coconut
Ms Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer,
Johnny was taking charge.
Johnny: Bubblegum
Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and
a
dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...
Johnny: Shake hands
Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up.
I
get wet before you do.
Johnny: Tent
Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The
best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Johnny: Wedding Ring
Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes.
When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Johnny: Nose
Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Johnny: Arrow
Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot
of
heat and excitement?
Johnny: Firetruck
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Cool

NIce one op

First klass mumu man

Only on nl that foolishness can be a joke and at the same time funny... That said,the joke is foolishly funny

Ajibel: Only on nl that foolishness can be a joke and at the same time funny... That said,the joke is foolishly funny

welcome back

^
I never left

@first joke. Dats really funny. Laffed till tears came out of my eye. That husband na confirm mumu!

@2nd joke. D joke's too stale and old!