MONDAY FUN TIME!!!!
While the Lagos State Medica
l Doctors were on Strike, a Doctor
went fishing on Monday morning
& not wanting to close his
Surgery, left his Male Assistant in
charge. The Doctor came back n
asked, "How did u get on?
" Assistant says, "I had 3 Patients.
The 1st had a Headache so I give
her Paracetamol ""Good man"
says the Doc.
"The 2nd had Indigestion, so I
gave her Gaviscon. ""Well done."
said the Doctor
"The 3rd was a Young gorgeous
woman who burst into d room,
took off all her clothes & lay down
on the table, spreads her legs and
shouts "Please, please help me, I
haven't seen a man in 5
years………………..!"
"Shiiit!!! What did you do?" Asks
the Doctor. . . . . .
Assistant says: "I gave her
Eyedrops !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice

Cool