An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighbourhood;
His American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad.
"Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again.
When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself.
Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day, he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man.
At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man.
"I'm sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.

The Indian man looked confused and answered
"Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."

2c, this is funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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heha

lol

thats a funny one

that was cute

Poke me!

hahahaha, i like ur jokes.

LMFAO, please can we get a clapping icon(addressed to the administrator ) cos this definatelly deserves one. WAY TO GO GIRL

2C-i feel you still laughing
cheers

im laughimg mu @$$ off good one baby girl

Hilarious!!!

that was really funny
good joke

True American customs.

Funny

This is so funny

hahahaha!

nice one. . .Laughing my butthole off!

Na waa! I hope da shit dont spray out