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Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 2:06pm On May 07, 2012
Big Brother Africa:3mnths= $300,000;
Footballer:2Wks = $300,000;
Graduate:100Yrs = $300,000
Politician:24hrs = $300,000
Yahoo yahoo:3 mnths = $300,000
ArmedRobbers:20mins = $300,000.

Wish U̶̲̥̅̊ best of luck as U̶̲̥̅̊ Choose Ur Career Wisely!!!
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Leegoguy(m): 2:23pm On May 07, 2012
Yea bro.... You dint include "YAHOO-YAHOO, ONLINE BUSINESS......!!
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 2:35pm On May 07, 2012
U̶̲̥̅̊ can add whatever biz U̶̲̥̅̊ knw...in dat format!!!
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Ajibel(m): 4:05pm On May 07, 2012
Have I been re-directed to the money or career sections
I'm here to read jokes not money matters!!!
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 6:09pm On May 07, 2012
Isn't it 4ni or av U̶̲̥̅̊ lost ur sense of humour
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Leegoguy(m): 7:53pm On May 07, 2012
angry Bro.... That tooooo much niggal
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Techwriter: 10:11pm On May 07, 2012
Its not funny when you check other things
Armed Robber - life expectancy 30yrs
Politicians - Public disgrace eg.13yrs Ibori
Yahoo Yahoo - Visit Kiri Kiri b4 u choose this career
Graduate - peace of mind if free from d above
So choose your career again
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Leegoguy(m): 10:35pm On May 07, 2012
[color=#770077][/color] coolWhat about beig musician or actor.... 'DURATION', 'INCOME'...lolz
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by toygod2: 11:07pm On May 07, 2012
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Its not funny when you check other things
Armed Robber - life expectancy 30yrs
Politicians - Public disgrace eg.13yrs Ibori
Yahoo Yahoo - Visit Kiri Kiri b4 u choose this career
Graduate - peace of mind if free from d above
So choose your career again
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by toygod2: 11:09pm On May 07, 2012
toygod2: r: Quote Post

Its not funny when you check other things
Armed Robber - life expectancy 30yrs
Politicians - Public disgrace eg.13yrs Ibori
Yahoo Yahoo - Visit Kiri Kiri b4 u choose this career
Graduate - peace of mind if free from d above
So choose your career again


NEVA KNEW PPLE WITH SANE MIND ARE STILL IN NL. GUD TALKS JOO.PREACH IT PASTOR
@OP,NICE JOKE THOUGH
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by walexydon(m): 7:26am On May 08, 2012
I'm sure wee r reasonable enuf 2 knw ow each career is acheived and d consequences or glory that follow...all U̶̲̥̅̊ need is just 2 write urs...afterall itz just a joke!!!

I would like 2 b a politician!!!
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Ruqaya(f): 4:23pm On May 08, 2012
Hmmmmmnn
Re: Choose Ur Career Wisely!!! by Nobody: 9:44pm On May 09, 2012
toygod2: r: Quote Post

Its not funny when you check other things
Armed Robber - life expectancy 30yrs
Politicians - Public disgrace eg.13yrs Ibori
Yahoo Yahoo - Visit Kiri Kiri b4 u choose this career
Graduate - peace of mind if free from d above
So choose your career again


toygod2: NEVA KNEW PPLE WITH SANE MIND ARE STILL IN NL. GUD TALKS JOO.PREACH IT PASTOR
@OP,NICE JOKE THOUGH
toygod2: r: Quote Post

Its not funny when you check other things
Armed Robber - life expectancy 30yrs
Politicians - Public disgrace eg.13yrs Ibori
Yahoo Yahoo - Visit Kiri Kiri b4 u choose this career
Graduate - peace of mind if free from d above
So choose your career again


toygod you're d joke in dis thread. Smh.....



@op. I hope u know dis is jokes section and not business section??
Loolz.....anyway its still funny a bit.

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