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O Serious! by Phems(m): 1:11pm On May 08, 2012
Three pastors met and agreed to
sincerely tell each other their
problems which must be kept
from other people.

The 1st pastor
said my problem is money, I do
steal even from the church offering please brethren pray for
me.

The 2nd pastor said my
problem is women, whenever i
see any woman my desire will be
to go to bed with her, Infact I've
slept with most of my female church members. please pray for
me.

Turning to the 3rd pastor to
hear his problem he started
crying, it took his friends some
effort to calm him, after dat he
was asked to continue and he said still crying that my problem is
gossiping when we leave this
place everybody will hear what
you two just told me......please
pray for me.
Re: O Serious! by Ruqaya(f): 2:53pm On May 08, 2012
Very funny
Re: O Serious! by Exponental(m): 3:13pm On May 08, 2012
Lmao........ Thats not a pastor.
Re: O Serious! by Ozegbe(m): 9:19pm On May 08, 2012
Phems: Three pastors met and agreed to
sincerely tell each other their
problems which must be kept
from other people.

The 1st pastor
said my problem is money, I do
steal even from the church offering please brethren pray for
me.

The 2nd pastor said my
problem is women, whenever i
see any woman my desire will be
to go to bed with her, Infact I've
slept with most of my female church members. please pray for
me.

Turning to the 3rd pastor to
hear his problem he started
crying, it took his friends some
effort to calm him, after dat he
was asked to continue and he said still crying that my problem is
gossiping when we leave this
place everybody will hear what
you two just told me......please
pray for me.
please use the search box....
Re: O Serious! by Nobody: 9:36pm On May 08, 2012
Assuming you are the first or second kastor what will you do with regards the third man grin
Re: O Serious! by toygod2: 3:30am On May 09, 2012
Oboi, wahala don come
Re: O Serious! by Ajibel(m): 2:15pm On May 09, 2012
o seriously stale
Re: O Serious! by Nobody: 10:28pm On May 09, 2012
U tried
Re: O Serious! by Nobody: 2:36am On May 10, 2012
Docjay487: Assuming you are the first or second kastor what will you do with regards the third man grin
na to flush acid down em throat, abi wetin u think?

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