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Educated And Polished by cushman(m): 8:16pm On Mar 29, 2006
An illiterate man was tired of being called illiterate by his friends. One day, he made up his mind to get educated and travelled to the city for months.

He then visited his hometown and wanted to show his friends that he can read. He bought a news paper and sat down to enjoy it and held the paper upside down and said;


"Mr President is so polished now that he walks on his head instead of his legs"
Re: Educated And Polished by Free(f): 10:09pm On Mar 29, 2006
lol grin cheesy
Re: Educated And Polished by vichel(m): 10:55pm On Mar 29, 2006
not to criticize though, but its a lame joke sad
Re: Educated And Polished by Free(f): 11:04pm On Mar 29, 2006
oooooh grin grin lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: Educated And Polished by idiotboop(f): 3:32am On Mar 30, 2006
@cushman

In the comedy circuit they would say you just ''died on stage'' and its time for the post mortem tongue

cry
Re: Educated And Polished by cushman(m): 7:28pm On Mar 31, 2006
oh yeah grin
Re: Educated And Polished by gentleaura(m): 4:08pm On Apr 01, 2006
for real, its so funny,

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