A teacher in Nairaland school is going around the room, saying the names of animals, and the kids have to make the sound that the animal does.

She says cow, and ruqaya raises her hand and says, moooo. very good ruqaya, says the teacher.
She says duck, and ekeroyal raises his hand and says, quack quack. very good ekeroyal
She says pig, little dani1luv raises his hand and says, freeze or i`ll shoot.
the teacher took a "pankere cain" and beat the hell out of his life
lolxx.

i deserve the award below....

its either the joke aint funny or the poster aint!

but d award pix make sense tho'

Ben-10:
The part that you awarded yourself is very funny.

LOL! am honoured to have touched to a soul with my joke... more grease to MY elbow

otooro: its either the joke aint funny or the poster aint!

but d award pix make sense tho'

choi! huge blow... going back to ma joke desk, will definitely surprise you.

Two friends, a white guy and a black guy, both work together. The white guy came in late one morning and his black friend asks where he had been. The white guy says, "My wife gives me good sex every night and she kept me up really late last night". The black guy says "I can't get my wife to have sex with me, no matter what! How do you do it?" The white guy says, "I read her poetry every night." His black friend then asks, "What kind of poetry?" The white guy replies, "Blondie, blondie, eyes so blue, how I want to make love to you." Then the white guy tells his friend to go home and try it - it's a sure thing! The next morning the black guy was about 2 hours late. When he comes in, he has a black eye and his arm is in a sling. The white man asks, "What happened?!" The black man says, "Man, don't ever speak to me again!" The curious white man asks, "Well, what did you say to her?" The black man replies, 'Nappy head, nappy head, eyes like a frog, bend over bitch, and take it like a dog!!"

Weda dis one folo fo joke?

Dr.PhD:
Weda dis one folo fo joke?

oponu oshi

@OP, my simple advice to you is "go to some other section, this section has got more than enough of your type. You're neither funny or know how to make one even smile"

ekeroyal: @OP, my simple advice to you is "go to some other section, this section has got more than enough of your type. You're neither funny or know how to make one even smile"

didirin, why not come up with yours