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Solar Eclipse by nirron1(m): 11:48pm On Mar 29, 2006 |
How prepared was National Emergency Management Agency [NEMA] towards the solar eclipse hulabalu Or do the agency foreclose any outbreak of a disaster? |
Re: Solar Eclipse by Jakumo(m): 7:37am On Mar 30, 2006 |
Nirron1, please calm down. For your information I personally led a local government delegation that ventured deep into the Forest of Demons to oversee the timely offering of powerful animist sacrifices to the Sun God, designed to prevent and pre-empt any jujulogical side-effects of the solar eclipse from taking place within Nigeria's geographical boundaries. There is no cause for alarm. The situation is under control. Meet me at the palm-wine shed for more reassuring details and to get drunk in preparation for the eclipse. |
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