Conversation between Condoleezza Rice and George Bush,

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the You.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the You.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the You.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the You.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the You.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?


courtesy. . . sam milla

Too long

just can't control my laughter. this is what i call JOKE

yeah, too long but funny

if a joke is funny, its never too long to read. i wish the conversation continued.

I got the conversation on audio. will paste it later on

efuah baby, this is not just a joke, it's the mother of all jokes.

had me rolling on the floor with laffffttaaaa

This is the worst joke i have ever read. maybe its because i've heard it 5 times before

uh-uh.funny.

errr naijagurly, not u alone o, it get me off my chair anytime i read it. . . . even if it's the 1000th time of reading

carlosein

minute, funny uh?

ituen, get the audio sharp sharp o, i wan hear

na wa

this is one of the best joke on nairaland, the best i've ever gotten from Sam milla.

keep it up jare

Hey this joke made me loose control- just laughing without caution.

I got d mp3 version on ma fone. Its even more hilarious.

lemme conrtibute my lafta

sam milla, I suspect that you do nothing but joke. I PRAY YOU MAKE MONEY FROM IT AND ALSO FIND FULFILMENT.

Good one still laughing

lmao

Engaging experience :-)