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Weekend Gigging by bright007(f): 11:22am On May 12, 2012 |
Mr Kpekus was å responsible,caring and financially stable man before he lost his job.He became å nuisance in d house after d unfortunate incident but Mrs kpekus his wife ŵăš there to carry d financial burdens.Mrs Kpekus would use her hard-earned money to make sure there ŵăš no difference btw d time her husband had å job and now dat he lost it.She paid d light bills,house rent,children school fees and above all,cooks delicious meals juiced with assorted meats and inviting aroma.After sometime Mrs Kpekus ŵăš compelled to threaten her husband that she ŵăš gonna poison his food,although this ŵăš to make him work hard to get back on his feet financially. Mr Kpekus came back home after å futile job-hunt and was very hungry.His wife quickly informed him dat she has poisoned d food.Mr kpekus pondered heavily on d next line of action $ quickly took part of d food and gave it to Boggy their dog.Boggy ate and ate $ after about ten minutes did not show any signs of being poisoned. Mr kpekus quickly descended on d remaining content of d pot and ate everything eatable.As he ŵăš having å glass of water to push down his meal,his son Junior came running home and shouting 'daddy...daddy...Boggy d dog is dead.Mr Kpekus ŵăš shocked and immediately became restless.He thought å about d intestinal pains experienced by those who ate poisoned foods before dying.He took å rope,went to d sitting room and hung himself.he ŵăš dying slowly wen his son Junior ran in again shouting....daddy...daddy..d man who hit boggy with his car wants to see you. Mr kpekus started shouting...help...help..help.. |
Re: Weekend Gigging by bingbagbo(m): 12:29pm On May 12, 2012 |
. .. * sleeps whiles trying to read that article* |
Re: Weekend Gigging by bright007(f): 1:20pm On May 12, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: . .. * sleeps whiles trying to read that article*dats because u are still learning how to read.this is far above your level.Start by learning how to spell two or three lettered words like:go,me,you,is,as,at. |
Re: Weekend Gigging by purpinkx(m): 1:58pm On May 12, 2012 |
I think I love this |
Re: Weekend Gigging by Nobody: 2:10pm On May 12, 2012 |
bright007: Mr Kpekus was å responsible,caring and financially stable man before he lost his job.He became å nuisance in d house after d unfortunate incident but Mrs kpekus his wife ŵăš there to carry d financial burdens.Mrs Kpekus would use her hard-earned money to make sure there ŵăš no difference btw d time her husband had å job and now dat he lost it.She paid d light bills,house rent,children school fees and above all,cooks delicious meals juiced with assorted meats and inviting aroma.After sometime Mrs Kpekus ŵăš compelled to threaten her husband that she ŵăš gonna poison his food,although this ŵăš to make him work hard to get back on his feet financially.gosh! Bright are u cracking jokes to primary 2 student?? D joke is too dry and simple! Abegi give us confirm joke joor! |
Re: Weekend Gigging by bright007(f): 2:11pm On May 12, 2012 |
purpinkx: I think I love thisbetter person! |
Re: Weekend Gigging by mcnepow(m): 5:57pm On May 12, 2012 |
My pikin, the yoke tooo long . Make I go call my grand son to come read am foir me *yawns* |
Re: Weekend Gigging by bright007(f): 6:56pm On May 12, 2012 |
booqee: gosh! Bright are u cracking jokes to primary 2 student?? D joke is too dry and simple! Abegi give us confirm joke joor!oh!my dear booqee,do u know dat mr Kpekus dog's name sounds similar to ur name? Its name is Boggy and ur name is booqee.are u from ťĥĕ same home? |
Re: Weekend Gigging by Nobody: 8:55pm On May 12, 2012 |
bright007: oh!my dear booqee,do u know dat mr Kpekus dog's name sounds similar to ur name?*singing* its so funny dat i forgot to laff.....now i remember..... hahahaha! Pako biscuit no dry reach dis post. |
Re: Weekend Gigging by toygod2: 10:08pm On May 12, 2012 |
Funny |
Re: Weekend Gigging by DJNANCY: 10:26pm On May 12, 2012 |
bright007: oh!my dear booqee,do u know dat mr Kpekus dog's name sounds similar to ur name?Now you are cracking jokes lol |
Re: Weekend Gigging by bright007(f): 4:46pm On May 14, 2012 |
Booquee no wan answerrrrrr? |
Re: Weekend Gigging by JojoArmani(m): 5:11pm On May 14, 2012 |
am thinkin if de joke was funny. But the dog name and booque name makes me open my teeth. Hahahahhahahahahahahah |
Re: Weekend Gigging by JojoArmani(m): 5:11pm On May 14, 2012 |
am thinkin if de joke was funny. But the dog name and booque name makes me open my teeth.Booque no offence. Hahahahhahahahahahahah |
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