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Answer Me Now: by Monicamony(f): 1:41pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
Interview A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?" |
Re: Answer Me Now: by oge4real(f): 3:33pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
that means most Nigerian politicians are economists |
Re: Answer Me Now: by Monicamony(f): 6:51pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
i love economists they are my best friends |
Re: Answer Me Now: by topeteadr(m): 7:04pm On Nov 15, 2007 |
Economist ke. |
Re: Answer Me Now: by clemcykul(f): 1:55pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
dats econs for ya u must get maximum utility for evrytin |
Re: Answer Me Now: by Monicamony(f): 5:33pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Answer Me Now: by finekid(m): 11:08am On Nov 17, 2007 |
. . . |
Re: Answer Me Now: by Monicamony(f): 12:07pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d |
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