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Sticking It In by Dojo(m): 3:05pm On Mar 30, 2006
STICKING IT IN.

Little Sally was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Sally, who created the universe?"

When Sally didn't stir, little Jason, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Sally because of the pain and the teacher said, "Very good" and Sally fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked Sally, "Who is our Lord and Saviour?"

Sally didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Jason came to the rescue and stuck her again.

"Jesus Christ!" shouted Sally and the teacher said, "Very good," and Sally promptly fell back asleep.

Once again the teacher called upon Sally and asked a third question.

"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

And again, Jason jabbed her with the pin.

This time Sally jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The teacher fainted.

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Re: Sticking It In by Free(f): 5:11pm On Mar 30, 2006
oooh lol cheesy grin
Re: Sticking It In by Z4M4eva(f): 6:59pm On Mar 30, 2006
l.o.l
Re: Sticking It In by Zahymaka(m): 11:14pm On Mar 30, 2006
Adam must have been hung. . . lipsrsealed
Re: Sticking It In by micklplus(m): 10:42am On Mar 31, 2006
Correct ! cheesy lucky sally and the unfortunate teacher !
funny for real cheesy
Re: Sticking It In by nike4luv(f): 11:31am On Mar 31, 2006
omg! hahaha grin
Re: Sticking It In by Zahymaka(m): 11:33am On Mar 31, 2006
Very very dirty-minded teacher.
Re: Sticking It In by spikelord(m): 1:47pm On Mar 31, 2006
:d :d :d :d
Re: Sticking It In by nobledanie(m): 4:39pm On Mar 31, 2006
You must be a clawn am almost rolling off my seat
Re: Sticking It In by Dojo(m): 4:54pm On Mar 31, 2006
smiley
Yes! A hilarious but serious clown

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