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Bros I Need A Loan… by stnonymus(m): 5:07am On May 16, 2012
Rrrrrring Rrrrrrrring!

(Friend No.1 picks up)

You: Bros abeg nor vex. You fit raise me like 5k dia?
Friend No.1: Cheiyehhhh! If to say you call me like yesterday, I for fit drop you somtin. I spend my last card yesterday. Sorrry!

(You hang up)

Rrrrrring Rrrrrrrring!

(Friend No.2 picks up)

You: Guy you fit raise me like 5k?
Friend No.2: As I dey so ehn…hmmm…notin, notin…I jus dry!

(You hang up)

Rrrrrring Rrrrrrrring!

(Friend No.3 picks up)

You: Bros I nor too get credit. You hol’ like 5k for dia wey man fit borrow? I go fit pay back next week.
Friend No.3: Ohhhhhh! Why e be say you dey always like ask me when money nor dey? When I hol’ scatter, you nor go gree call..

(You hang up)

Rrrrrring Rrrrrrrring!

(Friend No.4 picks up)

You: Guy my credit don almost finish. I need like 5k na na na! Borrow me I go give you next week. No gimme story o!
Friend No.4: hmmm….(laughter)…O’ boy as I see your number I jus happy. I bin dey plan call you but I nor bin get credit. Me I bin tink say you for fit borrow me like 2k wey I go take hol’ mysef dis weekend.Kai! na wa o!

Line goes dead. Credit exhausted. You jus tire for life!

You never really know the quality of friendship you have till you want to borrow some money.lol!

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Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by wisepluto(m): 4:54pm On May 17, 2012
on point @op... buh somehow eh...ur friends mirror you. As in say as person be na so im friends be too.
Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by stnonymus(m): 6:38pm On May 17, 2012
wisepluto: on point @op... buh somehow eh...ur friends mirror you. As in say as person be na so im friends be too.

Well, not in all cases. There are always exceptions to the rule. Judas wasn't a mirror image of Jesus.
Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by Jeovy(m): 12:51pm On May 19, 2012
you jumped friend no 4, am waiting ...
Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by stnonymus(m): 2:08pm On May 19, 2012
Typo error. Sorry about that.
Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by Exponental(m): 2:47pm On May 19, 2012
It depends on many factors n d types of friends u keep.
Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by stnonymus(m): 9:13pm On May 19, 2012
Exponental: It depends on many factors n d types of friends u keep.

Well, I guess you are right.
Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by realsammie(m): 12:13am On May 20, 2012
hey guys,dis is suppose to be d joke section or am i in a wrong place?

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Re: Bros I Need A Loan… by Dagods(m): 8:37pm On May 20, 2012
I will DIS'FRIEND,all my friends if den no go @ least give 1k out of dat 5k. Ah na so now at all at all na im bad jooo...

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