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If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 9:42am On May 17, 2012 |
If Churches Were To Go Public, Which Of Them Would You Buy Into? Just kind of curious... If churches were to go public, I will gladly buy lots of winners church shares...not forgeting christ embassy and RCCG ofcourse. Whats your take? Nb: Pls answer like a business minded person. Thanks 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Nobody: 10:09am On May 17, 2012 |
Aren't they public already? Don't they give out spiritual dividends? The only stakeholders that win are clearly the G.Os and politicians... For the rest of us, the only way our stocks will yield physical dividends is when we wait on GOD.. EDIT: For public consumption.... TITHES: The new fundraiser
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Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 10:15am On May 17, 2012 |
musKeeto: Aren't they public already? Don't they give out spiritual dividends? The only stakeholders that win are clearly the G.Os and politicians... More like it sha, but thats not exactly what I mean. Think of their growth rate and investments. Nowadays they see educations as an investment instead of investing in education. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by logicboy: 11:23am On May 17, 2012 |
They cant go public because they lose their tax exempt status. The would also have to expose their transactions. They dont want the public to know that they have been paying sexy usher girls to reign in male believers, do they? 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 11:30am On May 17, 2012 |
logicboy: They cant go public because they lose their tax exempt status. The would also have to expose their transactions. They dont want the public to know that they have been paying sexy usher girls to reign in male believers, do they? lols logicboy: They cant go public because they lose their tax exempt status. The would also have to expose their transactions. They dont want the public to know that they have been paying sexy usher girls to reign in male believers, do they? lols 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Nobody: 12:24pm On May 17, 2012 |
I'll buy winners stock because they have the most gullible sheep and those sheep will always be bring in the revenue. When you can slap people, take their money, flaunt it in their faces and they don't protest, you're officially a Demi god and oyedepo is currently the Steve jobs of the church business. Praise baby Jesus. If currentt stories are true, winners can even misplace babies and nothing happens. The parents are so far gone that they waited almost a year to start thinking of maybe they need to contact law enforcement. If this sorry is true, then the caliber of sheep oyedepo has will make him wealthy for thennext three generations. 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 12:47pm On May 17, 2012 |
Martian: I'll buy winners stock because they have the most gullible sheep and those sheep will always be bring in the revenue. When you can slap people, take their money, flaunt it in their faces and they don't protest, you're officially a Demi god and oyedepo is currently the Steve jobs of the church business. Praise baby Jesus. spoke like a true business man.... |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by MrGlobe(m): 4:32pm On May 17, 2012 |
WInners. Winners and Winners Chapel. Those guys have some affinity for making money 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by ZUBY77(m): 4:32pm On May 17, 2012 |
I will definitely buy into SCOAN (TB Joshua). Come and see how people here in Enugu tell me to lower my voice whenever i critisize the Church. They usually think that if i talk loud about the Church, the TB Joshua guy will miraculously hear me from Lagos. 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by kaiter: 4:32pm On May 17, 2012 |
Great thread [img]http://www.lzxin.info/g.php[/img] |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Nobody: 4:34pm On May 17, 2012 |
omg we made front page... *clears throat* Ehmm, thank you, its an honour.. First I would like to thank Mr. Seun, the moderators, my laptop, laptop desk, pen drive, Nepa for giving me the power to post, the great Thieves whom this thread is based on, Nlanders for keeping it real, my girlfriend, and before I forget, God... 4 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Okijajuju1(m): 4:35pm On May 17, 2012 |
Winners Chapel.. That Yoruba Nigger sure knows the church hussle.. RCCG.. Sign Fireman Ministries - I would buy like 500,000 naira worth of shares here because its a young company but their strategy for penetrating the market is unique and I like it!! 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by cyril83(m): 4:38pm On May 17, 2012 |
Will rather chop my money than buying into any churches coz rapture may happen @ any tym 3 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 4:39pm On May 17, 2012 |
Mr. Globe: Any right thinking person would see that and its potentials as good investment. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 4:40pm On May 17, 2012 |
kaiter: Great thread [img]http://www.lzxin.info/g.php[/img]tnks folk.. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 4:40pm On May 17, 2012 |
cyril83: Will rather chop my money than buying into any churches coz rapture may happen @ any tymlols |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 4:41pm On May 17, 2012 |
Okija_juju: Winners Chapel.. That Yoruba Nigger sure knows the church hussle.. perfect!!!!! |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Nobody: 4:43pm On May 17, 2012 |
For future growth, I would buy CEC stock because oyaks feeds on ignorance. "Pay your tithe, then go home and m*sturbate. God is watching". If we go by the posts of some of his sheep on this board, one can only imagine how stupendously ignorant the rest of the sheep must be. Since oyaks is still young, he has at least 20 years left to rake in the big bucks, unless jesus decides to ride pegasus down from the kingdom of god and rapture his goats. With efficient branch managers like joagbaje peddling that jewish mythological heroin, there is not limit to the amount of money to be made. 2 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 4:44pm On May 17, 2012 |
musKeeto: omg we made front page... lols |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 4:46pm On May 17, 2012 |
Martian: For future growth, I would buy CEC stock because oyaks feeds on ignornace. Easyohhhh |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Afam4eva(m): 4:46pm On May 17, 2012 |
I no fit laugh. These non-beleivers are funny sha. 4 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by cashmentor(m): 4:48pm On May 17, 2012 |
Emmh, em! I don't know sha O, but em, seems like emm, don't think every thread is a good idea! The Church is sacred and Holy no matter how business minded the Overseers may look, it is Gods House and should be seen as that! No jokes.... Peace! 5 Likes |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by nitrogen(m): 4:48pm On May 17, 2012 |
Winners chapel, the CEO is one of the best around. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Nobody: 4:52pm On May 17, 2012 |
Don't worry about that. The pastors are just ceos, god is the chairman of the board of directors. And he is very involved in creating the strategic managent standards. cashmentor: Emmh, em! I don't know sha O, but em, seems like emm, don't think every thread is a good idea! The Church is sacred and Holy no matter how business minded the Overseers may look, it is Gods House and should be seen as that! No jokes.... Peace! 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by icon2: 4:56pm On May 17, 2012 |
afam4eva: I no fit laugh. These non-beleivers are funny sha. Pls watch it... Think before you speak. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by eghost247(m): 4:58pm On May 17, 2012 |
hahahaha lol@spritualdividend |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Nobody: 4:58pm On May 17, 2012 |
Omega Power Ministry... I'll be feelin ma money on the numerous bullion vans dat leave after every service. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Nobody: 4:58pm On May 17, 2012 |
cashmentor: Emmh, em! I don't know sha O, but em, seems like emm, don't think every thread is a good idea! The Church is sacred and Holy no matter how business minded the Overseers may look, it is Gods House and should be seen as that! No jokes.... Peace!Which house does God have? Is your heart not his dwelling place? Abi God don dey like ac room and big screen.. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Afam4eva(m): 4:58pm On May 17, 2012 |
icon2:Watch what? Speak what? Dude, be lucid. 1 Like |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by BBDelta(m): 5:00pm On May 17, 2012 |
Guys Guys Guys, before we begin to celebrate, if any of this companies.. oh I mean churches..whatever both na "c" start them, goes public, I can bet you, there will be no public offer of ordinary shares for companies like, Winners, RCCG,Christ Embassy, What is Mathew Ashimolowo's companies name, I can swear Ayo Orisjafor can never sell share, the man no get one single branch na shares he wan sell? Well for others I go buy that of T.B Joshua. |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by Rastamann: 5:03pm On May 17, 2012 |
At least for now they are not stocks! |
Re: If Nigerian Churches Were Stocks: Which Would You Buy? by foyeks2001(f): 5:05pm On May 17, 2012 |
Hmmmmmmmm...u guys should fear God o 1 Like |
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