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Till death do us part....(1) Nursing Home (2) by Monicamony(f): 8:24am On Nov 16, 2007 |
Marriage Means Watch out more of the series all about marriage below: Nursing Home. An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car. As she's going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way. Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the center line back there. Can I see your registration please?" She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and sends her on her way. She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she comes to the old man's room again, he jumps out to face her!" “Get out of my way.” She yelled like someone who was being pursued by a lion. ‘Failed brakes.’ She continued as others watched on. ‘if you don’t get out of my way I will hit and run, my brake has failed…’ It was too late, she hit the man and her wheel chair wheeled them to the nurse on duty, who stopped them with her leg. “Get up from her laps and find something important to do.” The nurse ordered. “This is no express road stop wheeling yourself before I remove your wheel chair batteries.’ The nurse continued. ‘I will remove and put the battery supporting my brain there, so that the wheel chair can move me very fast.’ The old woman replied with a smile on her face.
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Re: Till death do us part....(1) Nursing Home (2) by Aiphie(f): 10:19am On Nov 16, 2007 |
LoL |
Re: Till death do us part....(1) Nursing Home (2) by showbobo(m): 10:23am On Nov 16, 2007 |
na wa for men o |
Re: Till death do us part....(1) Nursing Home (2) by Monicamony(f): 10:57am On Nov 16, 2007 |
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Re: Till death do us part....(1) Nursing Home (2) by clemcykul(f): 1:04pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
good job monie ure one helluva babe lol |
Re: Till death do us part....(1) Nursing Home (2) by Monicamony(f): 1:14pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Till death do us part....(1) Nursing Home (2) by ituen(m): 6:05pm On Nov 18, 2007 |
well done |
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