One Danny was going to Iran from London by a air-London plane. He was allotted the middle seat of one of the 3-seats array.
But as soon as the Danny got into the plane, he sat on the window side seat which was actually for an old lady.

After some time the old lady came and requested Danny to leave the side seat.
But Danny told, “I want to see the view from the window and shall not leave”.
The old lady then complained to the air hostess .The air hostess requested Danny to leave that seat but Danny did not leave.
Then the air hostess went and told the asst. captain. He also came and requested, but in vain.
Finally the Captain came. He whispered something in the ears of Danny and the Danny immediately left the side seat and returned to the middle seat.
Astonished, the airhostess and the asst. captain asked the captain afterwards what he told to Danny.
Captain told, “Nothing… I just told him that only the middle seats will go to Iran and all others will have bombs under them.”



Kissing Arithmetic
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said, it was his mission.

He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, “Now that’s addition.”

In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said, “Now that’s subtraction.”



Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.

And both together smiled and said, “That’s multiplication.”

Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.

He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, “That’s long division!”

Hi girl, ur jokes are really nice.
Kip it up.

;d

A round of applause for you

;d ;d ;d

hmmmmm wonderful kisses

Lol

I'm beginning to dig ur jokes

Ituen, what did u say.

Ituen, what did u say.

Ituen, what did u say.

@ TT,

did you have to ask ituen 3 times

Desperate 2 know.

ARE u now a desperate lover

Search me clemcy. Na bad thing to enjoy person joke. Abi u dey trip for the poster

yess i dey trip to abuja

Ituem u neva answer me o!.

Wetin u been ask me again?

Nice joke

Incase u dont knw, hes been avoiding u. I think u shuld talk to biggs.

tessybaby:

_{is that ituen i just saw in this thread? can't beliv my eyes}

MY love,

It is I u saw and the only one with the face that launched a Thousand ships to Nairaland