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A Wealthy Lawyer by chumakk: 7:05pm On Nov 16, 2007
A wealthy lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", the poor man replied.

"Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two feet tall."
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by Migines(m): 8:51pm On Nov 16, 2007
Seenit
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by Betty605: 9:45pm On Nov 16, 2007
LOL, HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! DAT WAS REALLY FUNI!!! cheesy grin
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by Kaykerry(m): 10:16pm On Nov 16, 2007
It was funny but i hav read it b4
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by finekid(m): 12:20am On Nov 17, 2007
grin grin
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by Lolabbey: 12:32pm On Apr 07, 2009
d man no nice at all
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by Nobody: 12:38pm On Apr 07, 2009
Kaykerry:

It was funny but i hav read it b4
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by PeeJee(m): 12:40pm On Apr 07, 2009
the lawyer is from Chumak's village. he is very wicked
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by romsky: 12:43pm On Apr 07, 2009
cus he no call u to follow abi
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by Lolabbey: 12:44pm On Apr 07, 2009
abi na u b d man?
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by sylve11: 1:13pm On Apr 07, 2009
if u r in d northern region of naija, u always experience high sun especially this period and u need ur cool
Re: A Wealthy Lawyer by Lolabbey: 2:52pm On Apr 07, 2009
even wen its rainy u hav it on

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