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Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by kajad(m): 11:27am On Mar 31, 2006 |
1. Height of patience: A sex starved naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree. 2. Height of frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls. 3. Height of Innocence: A teenager girl applying Clearasil to her nipples. 4. Height of Unemployment: Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute. 5. Height of laziness: A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest. 6. Height of Competition: A guy peeing beside a waterfall. 7. Height of Sophistication: Sucking nipples with a straw. 8. Height of Technology: Condom with zip. 9. Height of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his butt is itching. Anyone knows other Heights to add? |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by Rhodalyn(f): 11:30am On Mar 31, 2006 |
your's is height of hunger- 2c and Rhodalyn itching for a banana |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by SIBLI06(m): 11:42am On Mar 31, 2006 |
@kajad - They r v funny |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by kajad(m): 12:05pm On Mar 31, 2006 |
Height of delusion: A indigent 90 year old man making love advances to a 20 year old girl. |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by rikkyjen(m): 9:44pm On Mar 31, 2006 |
Height of presidential madness- : Obasanjo seeking third term |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by 2cantango(f): 4:30pm On Apr 02, 2006 |
Rhodalyn: |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by IAH(f): 6:32pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Height of Neglect: A 5-month-old baby crawling on the highway. Height of Illusion: Baba Suwe auditioning for a role in Star Wars Episode VII. Height of humility (or humiliation ): Bill Clinton inside Molue. |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by kajad(m): 6:42pm On Apr 03, 2006 |
Baba Suwa in Star Wars? Bill Clinton in Molue? Unless monica dey there |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by kellygirl(f): 7:06pm On May 14, 2006 |
bill cliton inside molue,good one. |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by rikkyjen(m): 8:00pm On May 14, 2006 |
Height of senility: Putiing a boiling ring in an ocean |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by ELEOVIE(m): 1:21pm On Jan 29, 2010 |
Height of Bad Governance: Nigerian President (in/out of coma) ruling from a hospital bed in Saudi Arabia. |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by Nobody: 8:13pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
Height of Business: Evasion of Tax Height of Terrorism: A Nigerian Bomber |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by sollie: 3:53pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
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Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by Mobinga: 8:42pm On Feb 24, 2010 |
^^^ Holy Moses. How can a corpse be half dead. |
Re: Amazing Heights (use Your Imagination) by Yoighaman(m): 4:48pm On Feb 25, 2010 |
Height of Wealth: An individual lending money to the world bank |
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