A duck walks into a general store and asks: "Got any prunes?" "No", says the man. Next day duck comes in and asks: "Got any prunes?" "NO", said the man. Next day duck comes in asks: "Got any prunes?" "NO", said the man, "and if you ask me again, I'm gona nail your little web feet to the floor!" A few days pass then the duck walks in and asks: "Got any nails?" "No", said the man. Duck says: "Cool, you got any prunes?"