One cooperate body needs d service of a young computer literate, people were called for an interview. A warri guy called Akpos was also part of those to be interviewed. So he was called in. Interviewer: hello mr man, whats ur name? Akpos: my name is Akpos william Obukumena. Interviewer: ur sex sir. Akpos: twice a day in an ashewo joint near my house. Interviewer: ok sir, whats re ur qualifications? Akpos: uefa champions league final and semi finals of d world cup.Interviewer: ok sir, what can u do with d computer system? Akpos: i fit on and off d computer and even charge the battery of a laptop full.