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Just For Laughs by SugaLips(f): 1:52am On Nov 19, 2007
Smart Pill

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they saw some rabbit turds. One of the boys said, ''What is that?''
''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.

So he ate them and said, ''These taste like sh*t.''

''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

Seminars For Men

Once again the female staff will be offering courses to men of all marital status. Class size will be limited to 10 as course material may prove difficult.
1. Combatting Stupidity

2. You Too Can Do Housework

3. P.M.S.-Learning When To Keep Your Mouth Shut

4. How To Refill An Ice Tray

5. How to Buy Appropriate Gifts

6. Understanding The Female Response To Coming In Drunk At 4 a.m.

7. How To Sort Laundry

8. Parenting - No, It Doesn't End With Conception

9. Cooking - There's More To It Than Microwave Burritos

10. How Not To Act Like An Asshole When You're Obviously Wrong

11. Spelling - Even You Can Get It Right

12. Understanding Your Financial Incompetence

13. Men - The Weaker Sex

14. Good Reasons To Give Flowers

15. How To Stay Awake After Sex

16. Why It Is Unacceptable To Relieve Yourself Anywhere But The Bathroom

17. Garbage - Getting It To The Curb

18. Sex 101 - You Can Fall Asleep Without It If You Really Try and Sex 201 - The Morning Dilemma - If It's "Awake", Take A Shower

19. "Weekend" and "Sports" Are Not Synonyms

20. How To Put The Toilet Seat Down

21. How To Go Shopping With Your Mate And Not Get Lost

22. The Remote Control - Overcoming Your Dependency

23. Helpful Postural Hints For Couch Potatoes

24. How To Act Older Than Your Children

25. You, Too, Can Be A Designated Driver

26. No, You Really Don't Look Like Mel Gibson

27. Changing Underwear Made Easy

28. The Attainable Goal - Omitting "%" "#" and "&" From Your Vocabulary

29. Fluffing The Blankets After Farting Is Not Necessary

30. Realizing The Benefits Of Asking For Directions
Re: Just For Laughs by mimiko(f): 5:49am On Nov 19, 2007
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Re: Just For Laughs by topeteadr(m): 9:44am On Nov 19, 2007
:d :d :d :d :d :d
Re: Just For Laughs by clemcykul(f): 12:29pm On Nov 19, 2007
lol @poster thanks for exosing dem ladies grin grin grin
Re: Just For Laughs by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Nov 19, 2007
lol @poster thanks for exosing dem ladies grin grin grin
Re: Just For Laughs by showbobo(m): 12:30pm On Nov 19, 2007
hmmmm
Re: Just For Laughs by kronkykay(m): 12:55pm On Nov 19, 2007
nice smart pill

MAYBE MR/MRS TOPE SHOULD TRY ONE!

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