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Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by bonchic(f): 1:48pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
wot about bulb instead of globe done instead of i've finished yell instead of shout punch instead of blow peanut instead of graa nut nut instead of crazy |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by bonchic(f): 1:58pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
wot about dose dat try to spik american english by all means like: daughter turns dora water turns to wora imitate turns to imirate butter turns to bura letter turn lera i gotta go turns to i ga ru go huntington turns to horintin panty hoes turns to panny hoes can i have a chicken breast can i have breats i dont want a lot of oil on it i dont want d one dat have grease lol!!!!!!!!! omg god am dieing ahhh!!!! i cracked myself up |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Reba(f): 2:07pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
What about Prom dance instead of Matric dance Bed linen instead of Bed sheet Motel instead of Hotel Ride instead of lift Graduating from high school instead of Matriculating from high school Elementary school instead of Kindergarten/pre-primary school baseball cap/hat instead of just a cap |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Zahymaka(m): 3:21pm On Apr 27, 2006 |
I'm laughing at the graa nut. |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by thundathug(m): 5:53am On Oct 03, 2007 |
Tumbler instead of cup. Moto instead of car. Sweet instead of 'tastes good' Hot instead of Spicy |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Nella(f): 6:11am On Oct 03, 2007 |
bonchic: LMFAO! the "ora" part is sooo true lol!! |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by jaybaby(f): 5:12pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
Nurideen-Deen Ihenacho---cho Give me-Ginni alright---arit Bother--bora Matter-mara |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by omoge(f): 7:56pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
bonchic: LMHO, so funny. and who would think Hausa word for d i c k is bura i go die with laughter o. |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Nobody: 9:45pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
ouch--------- ye ye ye flashlight-------- torchlight pen------------ biro |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by moondust(m): 9:56pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
Roomie- rather than roomate |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by chiogo(f): 10:05pm On Oct 04, 2007 |
my bad----sorry It's all good---it's ok Lotion----cream deodorant-----roll-on Panties-----pant noodles---indomie, lol Perm---retorch(as in hair) sneakers-----trainers/canvas mall/store----boutique closet-------wardrobe high way----express road spaghetti---macaroni toast------toasted bread Parentheses----bracket couch-----sofa/chair Livin' room----sittin' room see----use(e.g, can i see your pen??) lol greedy----stingy |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Nobody: 10:01pm On Oct 08, 2007 |
chiogo:parenthese. . .i never heard of that one |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by chiboyz(m): 10:56am On Oct 09, 2007 |
I do not understand Americans, they talk a lot of cr*p and call it English. Sorry but that's my little opinion. |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by aleroaruya(f): 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2007 |
Kuli kuli instead of Peanut bars Donkuwa/Robo Alata instead of Hot Charcolit nuts Kilichi instead of Beef Crackers Dundun instead of Yamarita Fried Potato instead of Potarita Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) instead of Dental Stickos Boli instead of Barbecue Plantos Roasted corn instead of Corn Aflame Eko/Agidi instead of Corn Jellos Moin moi instead of Bean pie Isi ewu instead of Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers) Garri instead of Grain o' fibres Bokoto/Nkwobi instead of Hoof salad Ogi/Akamu instead of Corn Caramel Kpof kpof instead of Energy Buns Chin chin instead of Dough Rocks Zobo instead of Juice Rosa Afrik Kunnu instead of Grain Alive Burundi instead of Cocno Jaw-Breakers Bread and Akara instead of Bean cake Burger Ofada rice instead of Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian Adalu instead of Lentils & Grain Salad 1 Like |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Epi: 10:03pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
think instead of fink |
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by KennyG6(m): 10:04pm On Sep 28, 2009 |
baseball instead of super eagles |
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