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Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by bonchic(f): 1:48pm On Apr 27, 2006
cheesy cheesy wot about
bulb instead of globe
done instead of i've finished
yell instead of shout
punch instead of blow
peanut instead of graa nut
nut instead of crazy
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by bonchic(f): 1:58pm On Apr 27, 2006
grin grin grin wot about dose dat try to spik american english by all means like:
daughter turns dora
water turns to wora
imitate turns to imirate
butter turns to bura
letter turn lera
i gotta go turns to i ga ru go
huntington turns to horintin
panty hoes turns to panny hoes
can i have a chicken breast
can i have breats
i dont want a lot of oil on it
i dont want d one dat have grease lol!!!!!!!!! grin grin cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cry cry omg god am dieing ahhh!!!! i cracked myself up
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Reba(f): 2:07pm On Apr 27, 2006
What about

Prom dance instead of  Matric dance
Bed linen instead of Bed sheet
Motel instead of Hotel
Ride instead of lift
Graduating from high school  instead of Matriculating from high school
Elementary school instead of Kindergarten/pre-primary school
baseball cap/hat instead of just a cap
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Zahymaka(m): 3:21pm On Apr 27, 2006
I'm laughing at the graa nut. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by thundathug(m): 5:53am On Oct 03, 2007
Tumbler instead of cup.
Moto instead of car.
Sweet instead of 'tastes good'
Hot instead of Spicy
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Nella(f): 6:11am On Oct 03, 2007
bonchic:

grin grin grin wot about dose that try to spik american english by all means like:
daughter turns dora
water turns to wora
imitate turns to imirate
butter turns to bura
letter turn lera
i gotta go turns to i ga ru go
huntington turns to horintin
panty hoes turns to panny hoes
can i have a chicken breast
can i have breats
i don't want a lot of oil on it
i don't want d one that have grease lol!!!!!!!!! grin grin cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cry cry omg god am dieing ahhh!!!! i cracked myself up


LMFAO! cheesy cheesy the "ora" part is sooo true lol!!
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by jaybaby(f): 5:12pm On Oct 04, 2007
Nurideen-Deen
Ihenacho---cho

Give me-Ginni

alright---arit

Bother--bora

Matter-mara
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by omoge(f): 7:56pm On Oct 04, 2007
bonchic:

grin grin grin wot about dose that try to spik american english by all means like:
daughter turns dora
water turns to wora
imitate turns to imirate
butter turns to bura
letter turn lera
i gotta go turns to i ga ru go
huntington turns to horintin
panty hoes turns to panny hoes
can i have a chicken breast
can i have breats
i don't want a lot of oil on it
i don't want d one that have grease lol!!!!!!!!! grin grin cheesy cheesy shocked shocked shocked shocked cheesy cry cry omg god am dieing ahhh!!!! i cracked myself up

LMHO, so funny. and who would think Hausa word for d i c k is bura grin grin grin grin
i go die with laughter o.
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Nobody: 9:45pm On Oct 04, 2007
ouch--------- ye ye ye
flashlight-------- torchlight
pen------------ biro
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by moondust(m): 9:56pm On Oct 04, 2007
Roomie- rather than roomate
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by chiogo(f): 10:05pm On Oct 04, 2007
my bad----sorry
It's all good---it's ok
Lotion----cream
deodorant-----roll-on
Panties-----pant
noodles---indomie, lol
Perm---retorch(as in hair)
sneakers-----trainers/canvas
mall/store----boutique
closet-------wardrobe
high way----express road
spaghetti---macaroni
toast------toasted bread
Parentheses----bracket
couch-----sofa/chair
Livin' room----sittin' room
see----use(e.g, can i see your pen??) lol
greedy----stingy
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Nobody: 10:01pm On Oct 08, 2007
chiogo:

my bad----sorry
It's all good---it's ok
Lotion----cream
deodorant-----roll-on
Panties-----pant
noodles---indomie, lol
Perm---retorch(as in hair)
sneakers-----trainers/canvas
mall/store----boutique
closet-------wardrobe
high way----express road
spaghetti---macaroni
toast------toasted bread
Parentheses----bracket
couch-----sofa/chair
Livin' room----sittin' room
see----use(e.g, can i see your pen??) lol
greedy----stingy

parenthese. . .i never heard of that one
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by chiboyz(m): 10:56am On Oct 09, 2007
I do not understand Americans, they talk a lot of cr*p and call it English. Sorry but that's my little opinion.
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by aleroaruya(f): 1:30pm On Oct 18, 2007
Kuli kuli instead of Peanut bars
Donkuwa/Robo Alata instead of Hot Charcolit nuts
Kilichi instead of Beef Crackers
Dundun instead of Yamarita
Fried Potato instead of Potarita
Pako/Atu (Chewing stick) instead of Dental Stickos
Boli instead of Barbecue Plantos
Roasted corn instead of Corn Aflame
Eko/Agidi instead of Corn Jellos
Moin moi instead of Bean pie
Isi ewu instead of Goat-hedo lickins' (remember ur fingers)
Garri instead of Grain o' fibres
Bokoto/Nkwobi instead of Hoof salad
Ogi/Akamu instead of Corn Caramel
Kpof kpof instead of Energy Buns
Chin chin instead of Dough Rocks
Zobo instead of Juice Rosa Afrik
Kunnu instead of Grain Alive
Burundi instead of Cocno Jaw-Breakers
Bread and Akara instead of Bean cake Burger
Ofada rice instead of Unpolished Rice for Vegetarian
Adalu instead of Lentils & Grain Salad

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Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by Epi: 10:03pm On Sep 28, 2009
think instead of fink
Re: You Are An Americanized Nigerian If: by KennyG6(m): 10:04pm On Sep 28, 2009
baseball instead of super eagles

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