UR Wife Vs Ur G/friend =  Vs Mobile.
A Wife is like a TV
A Girlfriend is like a MOBILE
At home u watch TV, but Whε̲̣̣л u go out u
take ur MOBILE
More times u enjoy uя TV, but most of the
time u play with чυя MOBILE
TV is free for life, but for the MOBILE, if
you don't pay, the services will be
terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time gets old!
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and
very portable
U can watch only one TV and
be comfortable
but mobile can be packed like 4 at a time
in one pocket and they will still be
comfortable
We only change our TV only if spoilt
(dead)
but we like a newer and a finer mobile
unless we don't see or hear about them.Operational costs for TV is often
acceptable, but for the MOBILE it is Always
high and demanding.
TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way
communication (u talk and listen),
but with the TV you MUST only listen
(whether you want to or №†,or else)
Last but not least! TVs NEVER have viruses.