Three tortoise, Roy, Dave and Mark set out for picnic. The problem was that the picnic site is ten miles away. They walked for ten days until they got to the picnic site. When they finished unpacking, they brought out their bottle of wine. Roy asked Mark for wine opener but he didn't come with it. They asked Dave but he forgot it too. So they asked Dave to go back to their house and get the opener. He refused and said that they will eat all the bread before he returns. After begging Dave for hours, Roy and Mark promised not to eat the bread until he returns, they swore with their tortoise lives. Dave set out for the journey back home. 20 days passed but they did not see Dave. Another 10 days passed but a promise is a promise. After 40 days without Dave, they couldnt bear it anymore, so the opened the basket and picked a bread each. As soon as they opened the bread, Dave popped out behind A NEARBY rock and shouted ' I KNEW IT, I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE'

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