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| A Prescription by arsenalfan: 3:56pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband at a fancy restauant, having dinner with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." |
| Re: A Prescription by bimbliss(f): 9:55pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
i hope no one is buying cyanide for u, because , hmm u have trespassed somewhere |
| Re: A Prescription by Aiphie(f): 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Now u see she has a prscription.  |
| Re: A Prescription by clemcykul(f): 1:29pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
prescription indeed |
| Re: A Prescription by topeteadr(m): 1:41pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
This one na the best prescription. |
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