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Drunkard by ptaller(m): 10:09pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
Hope you al like it, not new though. A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a drink. "Get out" says the bartender. "I don't serve drunks here". The drunk staggers out the front door, only to come back in through the side door. He sits at the bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink. "I just told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!". The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the side door and, comes back inside through the back door. Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for a drink. The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at the drunk and yells "I told you, no drunks allowed, now get out!!!". The drunk looks up at the bartender and slurs "How many fuckin' bars do you work at, anyway?" |
Re: Drunkard by Migines(m): 10:25pm On Nov 19, 2007 |
Lol |
Re: Drunkard by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
LOL remix though wadaup dear have u had lunch |
Re: Drunkard by Migines(m): 1:25pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Yeah but i'm still a lil bit hungry. |
Re: Drunkard by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
dont worry u'll have chicken breast, and snake gizzard for dinner |
Re: Drunkard by biggerboy(m): 3:44pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
Clemcy and migines,you are just fooling yourselves!! |
Re: Drunkard by Emperoh(m): 3:54pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
@ bbiggerboy leave Migines and Clemcy alone @ Clemcy i thought it was Ituen that you are married towhy the sudden change. Or is Migines doing something better @ Migines run for your life, Ituen is around the corner. |
Re: Drunkard by Migines(m): 3:58pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
@emproh thank u for dat ist paragraph but ituen should be d carefull 1 cuz, im buy d corner and i'm not a gentle man. |
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