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Drunkard by ptaller(m): 10:09pm On Nov 19, 2007
Hope you al like it, not new though.


A drunk walks into a bar, sits down and demands a
drink. "Get out" says the bartender. "I don't
serve drunks here".

The drunk staggers out the front door, only to
come back in through the side door. He sits at the
bar, bangs his fist and demands a drink. "I just
told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!".
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the
side door and, comes back inside through the back
door.

Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for
a drink. The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at
the drunk and yells "I told you, no drunks
allowed, now get out!!!". The drunk looks up at
the bartender and slurs "How many fuckin' bars
do you work at, anyway?"
Re: Drunkard by Migines(m): 10:25pm On Nov 19, 2007
Lol
Re: Drunkard by clemcykul(f): 1:23pm On Nov 20, 2007
LOL remix though grin grin grin grin

wadaup dear have u had lunch
Re: Drunkard by Migines(m): 1:25pm On Nov 20, 2007
Yeah but i'm still a lil bit hungry.
Re: Drunkard by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Nov 20, 2007
dont worry u'll have chicken breast, and snake gizzard for dinner grin
Re: Drunkard by biggerboy(m): 3:44pm On Nov 20, 2007
Clemcy and migines,you are just fooling yourselves!!
Re: Drunkard by Emperoh(m): 3:54pm On Nov 20, 2007
@ bbiggerboy leave Migines and Clemcy alone

@ Clemcy i thought it was Ituen that you are married towhy the sudden change. Or is Migines doing something better

@ Migines run for your life, Ituen is around the corner. angry
Re: Drunkard by Migines(m): 3:58pm On Nov 20, 2007
@emproh
thank u for dat ist paragraph
but ituen should be d carefull 1 cuz, im buy d corner and i'm not a gentle man.

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