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Expensive by tjtj1(op): 10:20pm On Dec 10, 2007

A guy went to Vegas for the first time in his
life. He was very curious about the sex services
offered there. Thru a bell boy, he found the
best in town.

When the lady came, he asked: "How much is your
service?"

The lady said: "$100 for a hand job."

"What? Why so expensive?" the guy asked in
amazement.

The lady pulled the guy to the window and asked
him: "Do you see that shiny red Porsche down
there? That's what I earned by my hand!"

The guy was convinced and decided to try her
service. It was great! So he asked, "What else
can you do?"

The lady said: "For $200 I'll give you a
Mouth Gig."

"What? That's way too expensive for a Mouth Action!"
he replied.

The lady brought him to the window again, and
said: "Do you see the restaurant down there?
That's what I've earned with my mouth!"

So the guy decided to go for it and gave her
$200. It was unbeliveable! So he decided he
wanted to try the "real" thing. So he asked:
"How much for real intercourse?"

The lady pulled him over to the window again,
and said: "Do you see that skyscraper there?
It would have been mine a long time ago if I
had a pussy!"