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Latest On MAU Babes by toluxa1(m): 1:38pm On May 29, 2012
ATTENTION: GUYS!
The overhead maintenance costs for unilag ......sorry MAU chicks has been reduced by 75%! No longer shall we send cabs to pick them up from their hostel...let dem enter bike or trek

No longer shall we entertain any request from any MAU chick to take dem to the cinema....let dem buy the pirated dvd

No longer shall we buy Moet or Nuovo for dem bitches, Alomo Bitters & small stout will suffice

No longer shall we be forced to buy them blackberry's before we slice the kpekus, whats wrong with their nokia x2?

No longer shall we buy them ice-cream....they will have to make do with super yogo

Theres no point leaving our dstv on......let dem watch OgTv

If u buy dem flight ticket, thunda go faya ya mama, idiat....let them take night-bus

Strictly midnight calls for these girls....no need to waste credit

No fast food or eating out....let dem go and cook indomie at home.

>>>>>>>>>The benefits of a MAU-babe are endless.....toast one, get her roommate free!!

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Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Mynd44: 3:47pm On May 29, 2012
Funny
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by slimyem: 3:50pm On May 29, 2012
dry!cheesy
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by ArQueBusieR(m): 4:46pm On May 29, 2012
What are MAU chicks?! Are they like savages?
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by tashanja(m): 5:10pm On May 29, 2012
toluxa1:

>>>>>>>>>The benefits of a MAU-babe are endless.....toast one, get her roommate free!!

Kai, this guy you wicked no be small cheesy grin

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Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Mynd44: 6:06pm On May 29, 2012
slimyem: dry!cheesy
Unilag girl?
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Mynd44: 6:09pm On May 29, 2012
slimyem: dry!cheesy
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by richy5(m): 6:35pm On May 29, 2012
common
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Hoyeenz(f): 8:33pm On May 29, 2012
toluxa1: ATTENTION: GUYS!
The overhead maintenance costs for unilag ......sorry MAU chicks has been reduced by 75%! No longer shall we send cabs to pick them up from their hostel...let dem enter bike or trek

No longer shall we entertain any request from any MAU chick to take dem to the cinema....let dem buy the pirated dvd

No longer shall we buy Moet or Nuovo for dem bitches, Alomo Bitters & small stout will suffice

No longer shall we be forced to buy them blackberry's before we slice the kpekus, whats wrong with their nokia x2?

No longer shall we buy them ice-cream....they will have to make do with super yogo

Theres no point leaving our dstv on......let dem watch OgTv

If u buy dem flight ticket, thunda go faya ya mama, idiat....let them take night-bus

Strictly midnight calls for these girls....no need to waste credit

No fast food or eating out....let dem go and cook indomie at home.

>>>>>>>>>The benefits of a MAU-babe are endless.....toast one, get her roommate free!!
Beefer! Hater! Tnk God t has bn changed. I tink most of ds haters dint pass d post ume....

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Re: Latest On MAU Babes by cindyrella(f): 9:04pm On May 29, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Lwkmh@toast one and get her roommate free.
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Nobody: 9:05pm On May 29, 2012
This shizz had me laffing like a laughing jakass.
grin grin grin
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Mynd44: 9:16pm On May 29, 2012
But really these are some issues we should look into
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by afinic001(m): 11:27pm On May 29, 2012
slimyem: dry!cheesy

Mauite? Or Maulite?
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by LesbianBoy(m): 11:43pm On May 29, 2012
Mynd_44:
Unilag girl?
Nah.... unilag girls are known to be so endowed! Slimyam is too 'flat' so i dont think she is/was a akokite!
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by mojounited(m): 1:32am On May 30, 2012
cheesy cheesy
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Mynd44: 3:08am On May 30, 2012
LesbianBoy:
Nah.... unilag girls are known to be so endowed! Slimyam is too 'flat' so i dont think she is/was a akokite!
Have you seen her before?
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Nobody: 3:50am On May 30, 2012
No more i skul in UNILAG but MAUL[color=#006600][/color]
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Exponental(m): 9:04am On May 30, 2012
The runs girl sent 2 GEJ caused all this.........she bragged b4 him abt her school.
Make the association of runs girls go donate, govt will change their minds.
@op, toast one, get roomate free.....i laff water 4 eye join
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by lifestyle1(m): 9:54am On May 30, 2012
undecided
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by toluxa1(m): 11:13pm On May 31, 2012
LesbianBoy:
Nah.... unilag girls are known to be so endowed! Slimyam is too 'flat' so i dont think she is/was a akokite!
Lol
Re: Latest On MAU Babes by Hoyeenz(f): 6:14pm On Jun 25, 2012
Finally!!! 2al da beefers n haters in da house, Unilag's name remains unchanged!!! Yipeeeeeeeee

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