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Application To Date My Daughter by sweetberry(f): 1:11pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
saw this on the internet very very funny may y'all never meet this kind of family Application for Permission to Date My Daughter -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage, and current medical report from your doctor. NAME_____________________________________ DATE OF BIRTH_____________ HEIGHT___________ WEIGHT____________ IQ__________ GPA_____________ SOCIAL SECURITY #_________________ DRIVERS LICENSE #________________ BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES____________________________________________ HOME ADDRESS_______________________ CITY/STATE___________ ZIP______ Do you have parents? ___Yes ___No Is one male and the other female? ___Yes ___No If No, explain: ______________________________________________________________ Number of years they have been married ______________________________ If less than your age, explain ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ACCESSORIES SECTION: A. Do you own or have access to a van? __Yes __No B. A truck with oversized tires? __Yes __No C. A waterbed? __Yes __No D. A pickup with a mattress in the back? __Yes __No E. A tattoo? __Yes __No F. Do you have an earring, nose ring, __Yes __No pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? (IF YOU ANSWERED "YES" TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY. I SUGGEST RUNNING.) ESSAY SECTION: In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ REFERENCES SECTION: Church you attend ___________________________________________________ How often you attend ________________________________________________ When would be the best time to interview your: father? _____________ mother? _____________ pastor? _____________ SHORT-ANSWER SECTION: Answer by filling in the blank. Please answer freely, all answers are confidential. A: If I were shot, the last place I would want shot would be: ______________________________________________________________ B: If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my: ______________________________________________________________ C: A woman's place is in the: ______________________________________________________________ D: The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is: ______________________________________________________________ E. What do you want to do IF you grow up? ___________________________ ______________________________________________________________ ______________________________________________________________ F. When I meet a girl, the thing I always notice about her first is: ______________________________________________________________ F. What is the current going rate of a hotel room? __________________ I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE. _________________________________________________________ Applicant's Signature (that means sign your name, slowpoke!) _______________________________ ________________________________ Mother's Signature Father's Signature _______________________________ ________________________________ Pastor/Priest/Rabbi State Representative/Congressman Thank you for your interest, and it had better be genuine and non-sexual. Please allow four to six years for processing. You will be contacted in writing if you are approved. Please do not try to call or write (since you probably can't, and it would cause you injury). If your application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentleman wearing white ties carrying violin cases. (you might watch your back)To prepare yourself, start studying Daddy's Rules for Dating. |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by clemcykul(f): 3:47pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
lol thanks for advert, i'll rather marry myself afterall ur daughters dont even have breasts, only 2 teeths, and 1 1/2 legs |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by biggerboy(m): 3:53pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
guess you should just keep your God forsaken daughters to yourself |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by sweetberry(f): 8:20am On Nov 21, 2007 |
@ biggerboy u got any sense of humor @ all it is just a joke |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by Migines(m): 8:25am On Nov 21, 2007 |
@sweet if YOU had ne sense of humour u'll knw dat his post waz meant to be funy. This is nairaland jokes arent always bout roses. |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by temmysexy(f): 9:29am On Nov 21, 2007 |
nice joke but u will marry ur girl urself |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by biggerboy(m): 10:15am On Nov 21, 2007 |
Migines: Please tell her again. |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by kronkykay(m): 10:22am On Nov 21, 2007 |
@poster Did u require a lawyer before u got this form out? I'll fill the form and submit it. Hp ur daughters are worth the headache. a cripple would be better |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by ameegnet(m): 1:03pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
sha sha sha ko wai ka ga shi |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by SugaLips(f): 9:27pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
My dad's permission application form is longer |
Re: Application To Date My Daughter by kronkykay(m): 8:08am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Suga_Lips: i can always find a way. am a pure 9ja. i go sort am out! |
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