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@#$%^&* by tjtj1(m): 6:02pm On Nov 20, 2007
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand
new Farrari F-50 and he was taking it for a
cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this
little boy on a mopehead stopped next to him and
was at awe over the car.

He asked the guy if he could take a quick look
inside and he agreed. Just as he was getting out
of the car the boy asked the man how fast his car
could go and he said. "Oh, around 175-200. Want
to see?" Of course the boy nodded and waited for
the light to turn green. The man took off at a
very high rate of speed.

As he was traveling down the road he saw a
little light catching up with him and then flew
right past him. 'no! it couldnt be the boy on the
mopehead could it?" He asked to himself. Then the
light came flying back and went way behind him.
The guy then ralized that it indeed WAS the boy
on the mopehead. Then the light started to catch
up with him again. He slowed down a bit to catch
up with the boy to find out exactly how he got
the little bike to go that fast and in a stunned
voice the boy looked at the man and said, "Would
you mind taking my suspenders off your rear view
mirror?"
Re: @#$%^&* by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Nov 21, 2007
clap for urself
Re: @#$%^&* by Emperoh(m): 1:48pm On Nov 21, 2007
tj_tj:

There was this guy & he had just bought a brand
new Farrari F-50 and he was taking it for a
cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this
little boy on a mopehead stopped next to him and
was at awe over the car.

He asked the guy if he could take a quick look
inside and he agreed. Just as he was getting out
of the car the boy asked the man how fast his car
could go and he said. "Oh, around 175-200. Want
to see?" Of course the boy nodded and waited for
the light to turn green. The man took off at a
very high rate of speed.

As he was traveling down the road he saw a
little light catching up with him and then flew
right past him. 'no! it couldnt be the boy on the
mopehead could it?" He asked to himself. Then the
light came flying back and went way behind him.
The guy then ralized that it indeed WAS the boy
on the mopehead. Then the light started to catch
up with him again. He slowed down a bit to catch
up with the boy to find out exactly how he got
the little bike to go that fast and in a stunned
voice the boy looked at the man and said, "Would
you mind taking my suspenders off your rear view
mirror?"




WHO ON EARTH ALLOWED YOU INTO NAIRALAND JOKES THREAD. YOU ARE TOO DRY.

@ Clemcy get him out of here soonest before i commit ,
Re: @#$%^&* by clemcykul(f): 3:26pm On Nov 21, 2007
LET me see if i can grin u know @poster has some lice in his kondo!

so he comes to this thread to scratch away his kondos grin grin grin grin

but seems like aradyte has glued him to this thread embarassed nuttie poster

wid his mushroom beard grin

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