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@#$%^&* by tjtj1(m): 6:02pm On Nov 20, 2007 |
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50 and he was taking it for a cruise. He was stopped at a red light and this little boy on a mopehead stopped next to him and was at awe over the car. He asked the guy if he could take a quick look inside and he agreed. Just as he was getting out of the car the boy asked the man how fast his car could go and he said. "Oh, around 175-200. Want to see?" Of course the boy nodded and waited for the light to turn green. The man took off at a very high rate of speed. As he was traveling down the road he saw a little light catching up with him and then flew right past him. 'no! it couldnt be the boy on the mopehead could it?" He asked to himself. Then the light came flying back and went way behind him. The guy then ralized that it indeed WAS the boy on the mopehead. Then the light started to catch up with him again. He slowed down a bit to catch up with the boy to find out exactly how he got the little bike to go that fast and in a stunned voice the boy looked at the man and said, "Would you mind taking my suspenders off your rear view mirror?" |
Re: @#$%^&* by clemcykul(f): 1:41pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
clap for urself |
Re: @#$%^&* by Emperoh(m): 1:48pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
tj_tj: WHO ON EARTH ALLOWED YOU INTO NAIRALAND JOKES THREAD. YOU ARE TOO DRY. @ Clemcy get him out of here soonest before i commit , |
Re: @#$%^&* by clemcykul(f): 3:26pm On Nov 21, 2007 |
LET me see if i can u know @poster has some lice in his kondo! so he comes to this thread to scratch away his kondos but seems like aradyte has glued him to this thread nuttie poster wid his mushroom beard |
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