A young Man goes into a pharmacy and asks the Pharmacist, hello, could you give me a condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think she is expecting something from me.
The Pharmacist gives him the condom; and as the young man is going out, he returns and tells him: Give me another condom because my girlfriend‘s sister is cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think she is expecting something from me too. The Pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says. After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend’s Mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes allusions …….and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister facing him and the Mom on his right. When the Dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying. “ Dear lord, bless this dinner …………, thank you for all you give to us………!! A minute later the boy is still praying. “Thank you lord for your kindness …….”Ten minutes, and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others looked at each other surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear: I didn’t know you were so religious, and the boy said I didn’t I don’t know your Dad was a Pharmacist

that was a good joke. keep it up

thanks man you really make my day, lol

Thanks, more jokes on the way

Dam him, hop dat's nt ur story?

wow dat is a joke just keep it up

;d

evry day 4 d thief

The best joke I've seen lately. Nice 1 and keep them coming

Na only for Enugu i see wia dem dey sell beer for inside pharmacy.


BIG DEAL

Isn't this old? Guess i saw it some donkey yrs back.

who ask u? Bad belle ontop my joke

Mtchew


Must u disgrace me everywhere i go?

U are a fly but u just ain't fly. Keep buzzing and one day u'll 'perch'. Just hope it won't be too late then.

Ok ok ok, I will be right back, but if u ever feel lonely, go talk to the cow.

Never heard an honest advice from u, very candid indeed. Ty

Whatever *rolls eyez*

Eww, u sound so gay! *smh*

hello lysaa!

I dont have time for your lousy yarns

Funny joke

Hey eld. HRU?

I'm fine,lysaa.

hope 2day was stress free 4 u?

I frustrate stress my friend, just don't let it mean a thing to me.

nice one poster