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A man with a winking problem is applying for a
position as a sales representative for a large
firm.

The interviewer looks over his papers and says,
"This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the
best schools; your recommendations are wonderful,
and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought.
However, a sales representative has a highly
visible position, and we're afraid that your
constant winking will scare off potential
customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll
stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket
and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red
condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored
condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet
of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills,
and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and
good, but this is a respectable company, and we
will not have our employees womanizing all over
the country!"

"Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily
married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into
a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

Welcome tj. Ur jokes re fany but some re sotta old.