THE wife of a man voted Mr Ugly Harare 2012 has revealed that she was never in doubt that her fella is the ugliest of them all.

Alice Chabhanga says she wouldn’t change a thing about William Masvinu’s looks, or lack of – because she fears losing him.
“I know that my husband is very ugly, that’s the reason I supported his participation in this contest.
We came here for glory and we got it,” she beamed proudly after Monday night’s contest at a Harare sports club.

“Because of his ugliness, I’m confident I’ve been able to keep him to myself since I believe other women would shun him.”

The all-female judging panel on the night clearly shared Chabhanga’s poor assessment of her man.
The NewsDay newspaper reports that when Masvinu, from Epworth, showed his face on stage, “it was quite clear he would take the crown”.

“Unlike other contestants who frowned to look uglier, Masvinu exhibited his natural ugliness with confidence,” the paper reported.

Masvinu described his facial appearances as a “gift from God”.

“I know that I’m very ugly and when I heard of this contest, I just said the crown is mine,” he said.
“Being ugly is a gift from God and look where this gift has done to me. I'm on my way to fame and I now have a few dollars in my pocket,”
the 38-year-old said after receiving the first prize of US$100 and a night’s accommodation at a Harare hotel..

David Machowa, the organiser of the event, announced plans for a Miss Ugly Harare.

“This is not just the end but the beginning of greater (and uglier?) things to come,” he said.


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A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat.
During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who
walks into the bar, with no luck. Suddenly a really ugly man, and I mean R-E-A-L-L-Y
ugly man walks into the bar. He sits at the bar, and within seconds he is
surrounded by women. Very soon he walks out of the bar with the two of
the most beautiful women you ever saw. Disheartened by all this,
the good looking man asks the barman, 'Excuse me, but that
really ugly man just came in here and left with those
two stunning women - what's his secret? He's as ugly
as sin and I'm everything a girl could want but have
not been able to connect all night - What's going on?'

'Well,' Said the Barman, 'I don't know how he does it,
but he does the same thing every night. He walks in,
orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows...'

Breaking news: Jacob Zuma is suing the artist who painted a
portrait of him with his manhood exposed...
Zuma: "I have decided 2 take legal action against him....I've never been
this humiliated in my whole life. I don't hv a problem wit him drawing my manhood....
but he must draw the right size. The manhhod on the portrait is not mine... its Malema's.
Mine is bigger and stronger... I demand the right size... nxa uyanya lo'mlungu.
He must draw the real size. Nxa stupid mlungu(white)....
How will I find another wife with that small mshini?"

Female Comebacks

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Seen on T-Shirts:

So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

I was born at night but not last night.

If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame it on you!

My answer is right it is your question that is wrong.

Two women were sitting on the front porch of the farm
house when they saw a rooster chasing a hen.
The hen ran straight into the road and was killed by a passing car.
One of the women sighed, "How beautiful. She'd rather die."

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A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

James replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.

"Really, I can't," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, James crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Michael,
you shouldn't be here. My husband will be home soon!"

A Beggar Found R100/-
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He Went To A 5 Star Hotel For Dinner...
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Bill R3000/-
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He was unable to pay!!!
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Manager Handed Him To Police!!!
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He Gave R100/- To Policeman & was set Free!!!
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It’s Called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT Without MBA..!!!

How Much SECRETS are Hidden On A Cell
Phone is Directly Proportional To
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How Quickly U Snatch it Back When
Someone Takes It

DEFINITION OF LAZINESS :
Its a talent of taking rest before u get tired..
Bcoz
Prevention Is Better Than Cure.

Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher asked, “Why are you arguing?”
One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Boy msgs her gf: jan i can't live wthout u,Wil u Marry me.?
Girl ; Who'z dis? I had lost my contacts

HEART T0UCH!NG ST0RY

A boy loved a girl but never proposed her. 0ne day he
decided to tell her at 1:00 am.

He type:
"i L0VE you"

And sent !t, after a few seconds he got a msg but he decided to see it the next day for surprise and slept.

Next day, he read the msg and became so shocked because it was written:
Dear cust0mer, msg sending failed due to
insufficient balance. Please recharge u account

According to a research
87% of young people have
back pain.
The other 13% have no
computer.

joerux60: Two girls were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher asked, “Why are you arguing?”
One girl answers, “We found a ten dollar and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher,
”When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”

The girls gave the ten dollars to the teacher.

Now this got me l̶̲̥̅̊
åûģĥĩňĝ!

bright007: Now this got me l̶̲̥̅̊
åûģĥĩňĝ!

why particularly that one?

u really tried by compiling de jokes. I ve even forget de one dat made me laugh. Brb to read it again so dat i will laugh

Jojo Armani: u really tried by compiling de jokes. I ve even forget de one dat made me laugh. Brb to read it again so dat i will laugh

lets do it this; you put one that could make you really laugh, so that i may know the orientation!

1st Man: Which Is The Best Month
To Get Married..?
2nd Man: Octemb ruary..
1st Man: Don't Be Silly,
There Is No Such Month
2nd Man: Exactly..

Boy: Where Are You Going?
Girl: For Suicide..
Boy: Then, Why Soo Much Make-Up?
Girl: You Idiot..!! Tomorrow My Photo will Come In Newspaper

A: Why are you late?
B: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill.
A: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it?
B: No, I was standing on it.