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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 1:00am On Jun 04, 2012
warrior101: when you are 23yo girl and you turned a 34yo guy who rides a Benz down and then you came to nairaland to score points...

smh.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 1:13am On Jun 04, 2012
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."

honeric01: When you're chosen to be an interpreter to Patrick Obadiaghbon on CNN.

mikron: when ur landlord begins to bang ur wife and u dont have money to seek for accomodation elsewhere

ITbomb: when on your thread , u see this


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Ignatio: When you play these numbers, 18-56-34-97, in lottery and the result is this 81-65-43-79.

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The first one is the best one though! grin
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by 30secs(m): 1:22am On Jun 04, 2012
dayokanu: When Beyonce don open nyansh for you and you don shack ogidiga and alomo plenty, ready to dive your pricck inside and your momsie call say "John, wake up, Its time for school"
Hahaha... Na die be dat o!!
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by damlawbaba(m): 7:23am On Jun 04, 2012
Wen ur mouth refuses to talk early in the morning.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by damlawbaba(m): 7:26am On Jun 04, 2012
Wen u became blind on waking up in the morning.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Ty207: 8:46am On Jun 04, 2012
You Know God Is Punishing You when you commit crime in Nigeria and got prosecuted in india,china or uk grin
You Know God Is Punishing You when other are stealing million @ work you manage to steal 30k just to buy bold2 for ur girlfriend then you got caught and fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and at the end of everytin the girl leave you for another man grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by humblebee: 9:04am On Jun 04, 2012
when your neighbor's wife dies in your room..

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by humblebee: 9:06am On Jun 04, 2012
when you find out beaf is your biological child...

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by tjdj: 12:21pm On Jun 04, 2012
when a pastors phone ring and the ringtone is "move bitch get out the way"
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Ishilove: 12:54pm On Jun 04, 2012
Orlingo: wen u submit expo wit ur ansa sheet.. grin
Lwkmd!
You know,this has happened to a very close friend of mine. We were in 200L back then and we were writing our second semester exams. She colluded with one of the PG students invigilating us to purchase blank answer booklets. During the exams,she sneaked off to the toilet where she had stashed the blank booklet, to copy all "copyables". She smuggled the expo into the class,but becos she was very nervous and jumpy,she completely forgot to destroy the original answer sheet and ended up submitting both the expo and the original during the last minute rush to submit.
When it was discovered,she sharply went on her knees in our lecturer's office and tearfully gave the woman a Cock and complete Bullsheet story about how her pregnancy {she was 7mths gone then} was taking her in and out of hospital and how she couldnt read 'cos of illness. The lecturer was moved and warned her to never try such again.
The woman went ahead and gave my gurl an E in the course despite the whole kwanta. Lucky chic cheesy
Kai i miss that lady o. She has 3kids now and has completely calmed down cheesy
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Jenonye(f): 2:15pm On Jun 04, 2012
15. if u have worked in a company for 10 years  without promotion.

14.when you fail maths and english in waec

13.if u slap a millitary man.

12.if your car spends more time at the mechanic than the road.

11.if you are a chelsea or liverpool fan

10. when you are posted to maiduguri for NYSC

9.you are a hidden christian in the mist of boko haram and you phone starts ringing :let somebody shout HALLELLUYA

8.when you mistake a super glue for cream

7.even after photo-shopping you still look damn ugly

6.when you vomit pounped yam and egusi in church during a 3 days fasting and prayer service

5.if lionel messi catches you on the field of play

4.when u violate a millatary man`s  only child

3.when a rat eats your name out of all your original documents

2.when your only child joins the nigerian police force

1.when you get stuck in an elevator with a boko haram suicide bomber

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by adetunrayo(f): 5:18pm On Jun 04, 2012
God is not punishing me.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ccollins(m): 8:07pm On Jun 04, 2012
adetunrayo: God is not punishing me.
except u never made God unhappy.so God has never punished u b4
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by kennytidistar(m): 9:39pm On Jun 04, 2012
when your parent wear raggs and homeless in the village and you are using bold5 with lexus jeep
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by haladug(m): 10:49am On Jun 05, 2012
Ekans: When your thing refuses to get up and your new babe is completely naked and waiting.

Hahahaahahaha
True talk
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by avicky(f): 12:29pm On Jun 05, 2012
FILEBE: When u ar an accounting student n your matric number starts from
04 and u stil avnt graduated.
Lol in francais!
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by avicky(f): 12:34pm On Jun 05, 2012
miteolu:

that one is called 2 in 1 degrees
Rolling on d floor,while holding my belly. U guys will not kill someone on this forum.
grin
miteolu:

that one is called 2 in 1 degrees
Rolling on d floor,while holding my belly. U guys will not kill someone on this forum.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by avicky(f): 12:44pm On Jun 05, 2012
ait_anofi: When u got to ur place of work and u were informed that u have been disengaged, on getting home u received a call dat ur mum just kicked d bucket @ d village, u rush down to d ATM machine to withdraw, but ur card got stalked in d machine......lol
This one is more than punishment.
It also means that "they" are following u from ur village. Lol!
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by avicky(f): 12:45pm On Jun 05, 2012
buchibabe: When d heel of ur shoe suddenly breaks while walking pass a dashing handsome and tryin to seek his attention
U don do am b4? It's like u're talking from experience. Lol!
Dis is so hillarious.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by avicky(f): 12:47pm On Jun 05, 2012
beblessed: God does nt punish plz
Who says?
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by avicky(f): 1:36pm On Jun 05, 2012
cheesy
Zi:

Thak you for announcing it!
[i][/i]You are welcome in the name of the Lord...
cheesy
Lwkm
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by avicky(f): 1:44pm On Jun 05, 2012
#youknowGodispunishingyou# when u are about to watch a favourite program on TV & NEPA interrupts power supply and u do not have any alternative, then when d program is over, NEPA restores power.

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Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ccollins(m): 7:02pm On Jun 08, 2012
when u are in a sweet dream and u are woken up or when you get appointment with goodluck at abuja but u are denied acess when u get to aso rock for the invitation
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by damlawbaba(m): 11:46pm On Jun 08, 2012
adetunrayo: God is not punishing me.
how do u knw.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by saudatu(m): 7:26pm On Jun 10, 2012
shenaz: Hello everyone. Am a new member.

Welcome to the sanga!
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Nobody: 4:34pm On Jun 17, 2012
dayokanu: When Beyonce don open nyansh for you and you don shack ogidiga and alomo plenty, ready to dive your pricck inside and your momsie call say "John, wake up, Its time for school"

lol. perv.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by cbainfo: 4:50am On Jun 18, 2012
okeyxyz: when you are captured by boko-haram and you are claiming to be a moslem, suddenly your phone rings & the ring tone is "All power belongs to jesus,..."

grin grin grin grin
Chaii!! This one is beyond "god is punishing you"
This is "god has forsaken you"
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by ccollins(m): 8:23am On Aug 23, 2012
God is punishing u when u are denied visa at ur point of entry into usa
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by tpia5: 3:45pm On Aug 23, 2012
FILEBE: When u ar an accounting student n your matric number starts from 04 and u stil avnt graduated.
Re: You Know God Is Punishing You: by Freiburger(m): 11:18pm On Sep 03, 2012
You know God is punishing you when you cant adhere to simple rules.

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