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The Language Instructor And Her Class by sherif1(op): 11:39pm On Jun 03, 2012
A language instructor was
explaining to her
class that French nouns, unlike the
English counterparts, are
grammatically
designated as masculine or
feminine.
Things like "chalk"or "pencil" have
a gender
association, although in English
these words
are neutral.
Puzzled, one student raised his
hand and
asked, "What gender is a
computer?"
The teacher wasn’t certain which
it was,
and divided the class into two
groups; one
group all male, the other all
female. They
were to decide which gender
should be
applied to"computer" and give
four reasons
for their decision.
The results
The group of women concluded
computers
should be referred to in the
masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention,
you have
to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are
still
clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you
solve
your problems, but half the time
they are
the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one,
you
realize that if you had waited a
little longer,
you could have had a better model.

The group of men decided
computers
should definitely be referred to in
the
feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator
understands
their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to
communicate with other
computers
is incomprehensible to everyone
else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are
stored
in long-term memory banks for
later
retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a
commitment to
one, you find yourself spending
half
yourpaycheck on accessories for
it.

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