₦airaland Forum

i was a boy in a fishing village in bayelsa who had no shoes and now God has given me shoes,if you were me you no for wear am?,i was a lecturer in the university but the wanted to give me deputy governor,if you were me you for reject am?,my oga the governor come steal pass wetin him go fit chop,so dem come arrest am,come give me him seat,if u be me you for reject am,after my governorship baba come give vice president ticket,if you were me, u for reject am?,small time my oga the president come die leave the seat for me,if u be me u no for take am?,after that bokoharam come dey kill people anyhow because i win the election,if una be me, una for carry gun by una self go fight them?,and just yesterday plane come crash una come dey blame me, una think say i be spiderman or batman were i for hold the plane come down safely?.