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Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by djcrooky(m): 11:41am On Nov 22, 2007 |
One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything." The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a Mouth Action." She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic." Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!" The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley." The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying. The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?" He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied, I'm married and I'm Jewish!" The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's freezy and I'm on my way to a costume party!" |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by Migines(m): 11:53am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Ewwww. |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by djcrooky(m): 11:55am On Nov 22, 2007 |
Migines: ya like i said b4 freezy is gay |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by ituen(m): 12:00pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
raises up his head and looks on the plasma screen in his lab and screams "EUREKA" |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by gabbar: 12:28pm On Nov 22, 2007 |
nice one |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by kronkykay(m): 7:45am On Mar 27, 2008 |
quite nice |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by clemcykul(f): 9:17am On Mar 27, 2008 |
ha ha ha freezy how i miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by delib: 9:21am On Mar 27, 2008 |
u too dey laff |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by kronkykay(m): 10:13am On Mar 27, 2008 |
shut her up if u fit |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by gilgee(m): 10:39am On Mar 27, 2008 |
**sews her lips together with twine and needle** |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by clemcykul(f): 10:43am On Mar 27, 2008 |
*collects thread and needle from gilgee and sews his arse up* shit make i see u |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by folly69(m): 5:05pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by gilgee(m): 5:25pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
I no dey shit sef, na only fart i dey manage to fart once in a while. . . thanks for the kind gesture. |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by delib: 8:02pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
rlmao |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by clemcykul(f): 11:12am On Mar 28, 2008 |
gilgee better no fart again o cuzz this tyme na aradyte and celotape i go use for ur arse. shitti shitti boy |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by gilgee(m): 11:57am On Mar 28, 2008 |
Thanks for the encouragement. I don dey try to stop am, now I go force myself. |
Re: Freeyz Loves Mouth Action by delib: 9:00pm On Mar 28, 2008 |
u had better do |
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