One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a Mouth Action."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied, I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's freezy and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

Ewwww.

Migines:

Ewwww.

ya like i said b4 freezy is gay

nice one

quite nice

ha ha ha

freezy how i miss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

u too dey laff

shut her up if u fit

*collects thread and needle from gilgee and sews his arse up* shit make i see u

lmao

I no dey shit sef, na only fart i dey manage to fart once in a while. . . thanks for the kind gesture.

rlmao

gilgee better no fart again o cuzz this tyme na aradyte and celotape i go use for ur arse.

shitti shitti boy

Thanks for the encouragement. I don dey try to stop am, now I go force myself.

u had better do