PHCN acquire MTN



Nigerian Railway Corporation also acquire Celtel



And NIPOST is buying out Glo!!



Lastma is planning to buy Virgin Atlantic



And Etteh is taking over from Dora!!



Wealth Solution (wonder bank) has just bought IBTC



ALAO AKALA is taking over from Soludo as CBN Gov



Nigeria Police Force has acquired Transcorp Hilton



And our own ENYIMBA Football Club has just bought 91% shares in Arsenal FC in preparation for a takeover



PETER ODILI will be taking over from Nuhu Ribadu (EFCC)



ADEDIBU HAS BEEN NAMED THE NEW SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE UNITED NATIONS, IN RECOGNITION OF HIS ROLES IN STABILIZING DEMOCRAZY IN NIGERIA



THE Under-17 GOLDEN EAGLETS TURNED THEMSELVES IN AND RETURNED THE WORLD CUP BACK TO FIFA, SAYING THE YOUNGEST AMONG THEM IS 46YEARS OLD



Nigerian Police Force trains FBI and Scotland Yard Officers.



What would you do?

i go kolo. i go jst pack my bag n check out.i tell u. i'll go 2 panya n stay dere

I will wake up from my nightmare and treat myself of malaria first thing in the morning !

I go run go Afganistan go stay, or beta stil pray 2 God 4 forgivnes becos it show say d world don cum 2 an end

I go run go Afganistan go stay, or beta stil pray 2 God 4 forgivnes becos it show say d world don cum 2 an end

Whatever